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RE: Bad Dog
July 24, 2016 at 7:50 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Bad Dog
July 24, 2016 at 7:53 pm
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See, cats are better.
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RE: Bad Dog
July 24, 2016 at 7:54 pm
ROFLOL
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Bad Dog
July 24, 2016 at 8:28 pm
Quote:Well then, how did humanity discover dogs like bacon ??

Probably sitting there eating bacon and a dog watched them with THOSE EYES.  I had the experience this morning.  And yes, he got some bacon.
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RE: Bad Dog
July 24, 2016 at 11:21 pm
Bacon betrayal . . .


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RE: Bad Dog
July 25, 2016 at 2:12 am
This thread is an abomination.

Puppehs get zeh bacons whenever they wants!
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RE: Bad Dog
July 25, 2016 at 5:12 am
Vorls, dogs are a man's best friend. Wouldn't you give your best friend a little bacon in a time of need?
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RE: Bad Dog
July 25, 2016 at 5:57 am
Three out of the five cats in our household like bacon.

Especially Lece` our walking football. She'll eat anything within reason. All you have to do is say "food" and she's right in front of you, meowing that pitiful meow. Damn calicos.

Also - four of them will eat mashed potatoes.
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RE: Bad Dog
July 25, 2016 at 6:32 am
I once had a malamute mix. She swallowed a live flapping laying hen in one gulp. No chewing. I agree with the OP. Dogs do not deserve bacon. At least until they develop table manners and can slow down enough to appreciate bacon's sublime goodness. Until then giving dogs bacon is casting pearls before swine.
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RE: Bad Dog
July 25, 2016 at 9:46 am
Indeed.

The neighbors had a dog some years ago that chased down a fawn and ate it. Yes a fawn, and ATE it. They were mortified, I was overjoyed. We have a great surplus of deer in the area and they are very destructing and consume our crops. My neighbors, how ever, got all sentimental about 'Bambi' stuff and from then on forbid their dog from eating the damn fawns.
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