666 the god of Atheist

[Esquilax]

Take a dice, 6 is the best number in most games. Fundamental to the belief of atheist is that absolute randomness is what caused the universe.
1.       The Big Bang, caused by a universe generating random process.  First 6
2.       Origin of life, caused by a pool of chemicals interacting in every possible way due to random energy. Second 6
3.       Origin of man, caused by random mutations bringing about increasing intelligence, better at surviving the environment. 3RD 6
666 is the beast that the bible says will be worshiped as a god of the last ages.

Oh, we're doing this, now? Okay. Want to see what I can do with arbitrarily derived metaphors and ideologically driven conclusions?

Take a dice, 6 is the best number in most games. Fundamental to the belief of christian is that absolute randomness is what caused god.

1. The god, caused by nothing. First 6.

2. Origin of life, caused by god randomly happening to have the exact power set to make that happen. Second 6.

3. Origin of man, caused by god randomly having both the ability and the desire to make humans. Third 6.

666 is the beast that the bible says will be worshiped as a god of the last ages. And... wait a minute, Catholics worship this exact 666 being as a god! :

If you give me enough time, I could probably also concoct a numerological code to make it so that Catholics worship the numbers that spell out "boobs" upside down, or the word "anus" on a phone keyboard too. It's actually really really easy, when you're allowed to just assign numeric significance to events, and theological significance to those numbers, based on nothing. The question is, would my ability to create from whole cloth an arbitrary numbers argument prove that Catholics worship boobs or anuses?

[Pat Mustard]

Take a dice, 6 is the best number in most games. Fundamental to the belief of atheist is that absolute randomness is what caused the universe.
1.       The Big Bang, caused by a universe generating random process.  First 6
2.       Origin of life, caused by a pool of chemicals interacting in every possible way due to random energy. Second 6
3.       Origin of man, caused by random mutations bringing about increasing intelligence, better at surviving the environment. 3RD 6
666 is the beast that the bible says will be worshiped as a god of the last ages.

To come down to your level: What do you believe in as a catholic?

Why raping little kiddies behind the altar, of course!

See how pointless to any argument poisoning the well is?

[Pat Mustard]

WHAT?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER SACRIFICING ALL THESE BABIES!

FFS, JERRY, SHUT UP AND STAY STILL.

Planning a barbeque?

[Pat Mustard]

Take a dice, 6 is the best number in most games. Fundamental to the belief of atheist is that absolute randomness is what caused the universe.
1.       The Big Bang, caused by a universe generating random process.  First 6
2.       Origin of life, caused by a pool of chemicals interacting in every possible way due to random energy. Second 6
3.       Origin of man, caused by random mutations bringing about increasing intelligence, better at surviving the environment. 3RD 6
666 is the beast that the bible says will be worshiped as a god of the last ages.

To come down to your level: What do you believe in as a catholic?

Why raping little kiddies behind the altar, of course!

See how pointless to any argument poisoning the well is?

Oh yeah, forgot to mention; on a six sided die seven is actually the best number to get. *Snick*

[Whateverist]

God does not play dice
Albert Einstein

Never thought I'd see you again.  Surprise!  And such a gut wrenching and revealing post I never have read.  To misquote someone without comment could be looked at as cowardice or lack of development.  But I'm not going there.  I'm just amazed at the courage you've shown in risking so much of yourself here.[/sarcasm]

[Anomalocaris]

Take a dice, 6 is the best number in most games. Fundamental to the belief of atheist is that absolute randomness is what caused the universe.
1.       The Big Bang, caused by a universe generating random process.  First 6
2.       Origin of life, caused by a pool of chemicals interacting in every possible way due to random energy. Second 6
3.       Origin of man, caused by random mutations bringing about increasing intelligence, better at surviving the environment. 3RD 6
666 is the beast that the bible says will be worshiped as a god of the last ages.

Actually we worship 321.

The Big Bang.  No idea of it's a chance event or inevitable due to physical laws we are yet to discover.  Say 3.
Origin of life.  It appears life can arise whenever a fairly tolerant list of conditions are met.  Say 2.
Origin of man.   Making a specie that can cling to desert goat herder's Sky daddy for 3000 years, create a religion out of crucified malcontent and build a priesthood out of pederasts is no boast worthy achievement.  Say 1.

[Alex K]

The thread title was so promising, and now the actual OP is such a disappointment.

[RozKek]

WHAT?!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER SACRIFICING ALL THESE BABIES!

FFS, JERRY, SHUT UP AND STAY STILL.

Planning a barbeque?

oooo, yes, yes! You're all welcome! We're having sinful apples, goat blood with sweet, tender babies! We have a special guest, Ainsley Harriott, the spawn of Satan himself! It starts tomorrow, at Sinstreet 666, 6 pm UTC +1 !

[Alex K]

In hexadecimal, 666 is 29A, and if you add that, 15, and if you add that, 6.

That can't possibly be a coincidence

[Anomalocaris]

In hexadecimal, 666 is 29A, and if you add that, 15, and if you add that, 6.

That can't possibly be a coincidence

There is no 16 sided Platonic solid for making dice. So Ha! God knew better.