Humility why do you mock me so?

[The Valkyrie]

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[Thumpalumpacus]

A chestnut there.

[LostLocke]

(those who don't get the irony will make wonderful wives to your loving and loyal husbands)  

Dear God, errr I mean, Dear Lolth... tell me that ad is fake.  

[Dust_bunny]

[Jello]

This one has to have the best poll i have ever seen.

[Arkilogue]

Yeah, the whole submissive wife thing is bullshit.

It teaches a woman she has no self worth and that men are more important than she is.

Another reason to reject religion.

You should take aikido and learn a thing or two about "submission".

[Losty]

[Losty]

[LostLocke]

I followed that link and.... ugh.
First couple sentences was all about men and "their" families and "their" women and I just went

[fdesilva]