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The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread

Poll: Could it be then ways?
This poll is closed.
On Wednesdays.
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 0 0%
Well Han Solo never even said he was a carrot.
8.33%
 1 8.33%
But it belongs to my nose!
8.33%
 1 8.33%
What the blueberry just smelt my backrub?!?!
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I was about as fifty seven times as new as my aardvark.
8.33%
 1 8.33%
Something the turtle said about a shlong.
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Well.......... about as much makeup as it was on the bottom of the street.
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So many times I told you to eat your own beeswax but noooooooo you had to go and repeat it again you silly sloo-boo!
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 0 0%
What's that? Ape.
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 0 0%
Suggabuggawugga is not even the name of a pencil.
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 0 0%
When we don't we... lost train of....SUBWAY!
8.33%
 1 8.33%
hmmmmmmmmmmm BOOP BOOP BORK!
16.67%
 2 16.67%
Bjork? Nope!
8.33%
 1 8.33%
So many times I smelt of what the fucking nose did you just bring to the party?!?!?!
0%
 0 0%
Heaven times. Nope non-existent.
16.67%
 2 16.67%
What are you on yesterday? After-years afterlife Makeupville.
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I'm better at nonsense than your mother.
8.33%
 1 8.33%
Your father too. But about as lovely as what the doop-doop have you had for breakfast? He ate an egg. The end.
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Waffles.... butter waffles.
16.67%
 2 16.67%
No he ain't damn did that and he is me so you need.... nah you do what you want it's okay. Smelt like blueberry? Never not mind Big Grin
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The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
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The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
September 7, 2016 at 7:58 pm (This post was last modified: September 7, 2016 at 7:59 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Completely random? I think I'm good at random:

Cornflakes and dinosaurs belong in a vat. Someone once told me my aforementioned peanut butter cake turned into a beeswax. What was supposed to be the formulaic maze of the doo-dooba. Something was as what it was when it wasn't what it was. Well? Well we could always be back then days. "Then days?" Then days.

Some spider went tot he moon and smelled on its ark. "Smelled on its ark?!" Yes.

Wut? Yup

So bascially the purpose of this thread is to just stream-of-consciousness write whatever is in your head. It doesn't even have to make any sense at all.

The poll options are nonsense too.
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September 7, 2016 at 8:00 pm
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September 7, 2016 at 8:04 pm
The great warbling barker comes prowling in the yong tong highlands with a granite sleeve ready to unify the righteous.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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September 7, 2016 at 8:05 pm
Well I guess it was not the name you were when you benchmarked it.
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September 7, 2016 at 8:08 pm
Stranglingly not only if
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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September 8, 2016 at 5:57 am
Vote Trump.
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September 8, 2016 at 5:57 am
I like cats.
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September 8, 2016 at 6:53 am
I like cabbage, bendy noses and monsters on patrol.
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September 8, 2016 at 7:33 am
I'm afraid that your poll missed the following options:

1. Yes! But only on Thursday evenings

That is all.
Sum ergo sum
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September 8, 2016 at 7:59 am
I have no idea why but I had the thought "crappy ball" afterwards lol. Like you were gonna say "That is all: Crappy ball." Lol.
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