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| Poll: Could it be then ways? This poll is closed. |
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| On Wednesdays. | 0 | 0% | |
| Well Han Solo never even said he was a carrot. | 1 | 8.33% | |
| But it belongs to my nose! | 1 | 8.33% | |
| What the blueberry just smelt my backrub?!?! | 0 | 0% | |
| I was about as fifty seven times as new as my aardvark. | 1 | 8.33% | |
| Something the turtle said about a shlong. | 0 | 0% | |
| Well.......... about as much makeup as it was on the bottom of the street. | 0 | 0% | |
| So many times I told you to eat your own beeswax but noooooooo you had to go and repeat it again you silly sloo-boo! | 0 | 0% | |
| What's that? Ape. | 0 | 0% | |
| Suggabuggawugga is not even the name of a pencil. | 0 | 0% | |
| When we don't we... lost train of....SUBWAY! | 1 | 8.33% | |
| hmmmmmmmmmmm BOOP BOOP BORK! | 2 | 16.67% | |
| Bjork? Nope! | 1 | 8.33% | |
| So many times I smelt of what the fucking nose did you just bring to the party?!?!?! | 0 | 0% | |
| Heaven times. Nope non-existent. | 2 | 16.67% | |
| What are you on yesterday? After-years afterlife Makeupville. | 0 | 0% | |
| I'm better at nonsense than your mother. | 1 | 8.33% | |
| Your father too. But about as lovely as what the doop-doop have you had for breakfast? He ate an egg. The end. | 0 | 0% | |
| Waffles.... butter waffles. | 2 | 16.67% | |
No he ain't damn did that and he is me so you need.... nah you do what you want it's okay. Smelt like blueberry? Never not mind  |
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The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
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I'd like to hipple a codger in the jatz crackers somedays.
Of course I'm starting to codgerite myself so the chances are 50/50 I'd take a knick knack to the coat hangers myself if I wasn't selective enough. I could pad up the old bunker with something springy but that might be too obvious and stop me getting into respectable establishments. Not that I'd be interested in visiting the parliament house but I hate the idea of being refusable. I'd eat watermelon straight from the cooler if my teeth weren't so sensitive. I have crybaby mouth....and knees for that matter. It's ok, I'm no pole-vaulter, although I have been known to jump a fence every now and then, even imaginary ones. So who cares if people think I'm crazy? Spiderwebs in the park can have the same effect. 
If only my hammer was as supple as a goose.
 RE: The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
September 8, 2016 at 11:57 am
(This post was last modified: September 8, 2016 at 12:17 pm by Primordial Bisque.
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Ooh, a leafy one. It sounds muddy, like the taste of raindrops made of stereotypes trickling down upon the rooftops of upward sloping streetlamps. The sky isn’t made of cobblestone. It’s just a reflection in paned glass, but the nymphs are real. They are peeking out from behind the fog of distant memories, giggling, and creating a recipe for paper soup. And there I was, on the ledge of a cliff overlooking what seemed to be a sea of multiplying rabbits. As I backed away, I noticed the cashier at Acme. She was wearing a red shirt.
“Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast.” - Ford Prefect
Archduke Ferdinand
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Using only the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure.
Sum ergo sum
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It's the kettle calling the pot pot.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
When the cotton candy breaks and cardboard covers my camera, I saddle up a star and ride off into the earthset.
"Leave it to me to find a way to be,
Consider me a satellite forever orbiting, I knew the rules but the rules did not know me, guaranteed." - Eddie Vedder 
Sick, again.
So I've been pretty housebound, and I've been getting addicted to Orphan Black. ![[Image: tumblr_neqkjcXrWR1s4wzuxo3_250.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/29d9895cfc1e351386f63f0ba2b5d0e4/tumblr_neqkjcXrWR1s4wzuxo3_250.gif) Omg I love this show to death, even with some of it's stupid plotholes. Mostly I'm just so intrigued how one actress can play so many different characters, often several on-screen at once, and have every single one of them be so unique. I forget it's all her.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie |
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