Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 15, 2024, 1:28 am

Poll: Could it be then ways?
This poll is closed.
On Wednesdays.
0%
0 0%
Well Han Solo never even said he was a carrot.
8.33%
1 8.33%
But it belongs to my nose!
8.33%
1 8.33%
What the blueberry just smelt my backrub?!?!
0%
0 0%
I was about as fifty seven times as new as my aardvark.
8.33%
1 8.33%
Something the turtle said about a shlong.
0%
0 0%
Well.......... about as much makeup as it was on the bottom of the street.
0%
0 0%
So many times I told you to eat your own beeswax but noooooooo you had to go and repeat it again you silly sloo-boo!
0%
0 0%
What's that? Ape.
0%
0 0%
Suggabuggawugga is not even the name of a pencil.
0%
0 0%
When we don't we... lost train of....SUBWAY!
8.33%
1 8.33%
hmmmmmmmmmmm BOOP BOOP BORK!
16.67%
2 16.67%
Bjork? Nope!
8.33%
1 8.33%
So many times I smelt of what the fucking nose did you just bring to the party?!?!?!
0%
0 0%
Heaven times. Nope non-existent.
16.67%
2 16.67%
What are you on yesterday? After-years afterlife Makeupville.
0%
0 0%
I'm better at nonsense than your mother.
8.33%
1 8.33%
Your father too. But about as lovely as what the doop-doop have you had for breakfast? He ate an egg. The end.
0%
0 0%
Waffles.... butter waffles.
16.67%
2 16.67%
No he ain't damn did that and he is me so you need.... nah you do what you want it's okay. Smelt like blueberry? Never not mind Big Grin
0%
0 0%
Total 12 vote(s) 100%
* You voted for this item. [Show Results]

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
#21
RE: The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
All Drumpf voters are deplorable.
Reply
#22
RE: The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
Wine spritzers for no reason.

Wine really does help, it's a natural solution to anything... even when a solution isn't needed.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane"  - sarcasm_only

"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable."
- Maryam Namazie

Reply
#23
RE: The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
I can't stop right now, the dog has run out of socks.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Reply
#24
RE: The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
Trinkets atop my mind drama, a fellow be-bop responds to the corners of my essence.

Silliness befalls me. The, my essence, is essentially not wanting. Today we fall upon pineapples as a martian descends into the sun.

There be orange people speaking of us. The orangeness of the whatever purple names used to belong to the second kind. Of the second encounter.

Let it not be set. Let it not be nut. I may be nutty but we need not know what they are on Saturdays.

Thrice!
Reply
#25
RE: The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
Some people lighten a room when they enter, some when they leave and some when they toss in an incendiary device.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








Reply
#26
RE: The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
If you put marijuana into cookie dough, oddly you still have to bake it.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

Reply
#27
RE: The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klijO1e0O3I

Probs not on topic, but whatevs.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Random Thoughts Silver 11900 584020 Yesterday at 11:50 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Nonsense constellations Silver 7 560 April 7, 2019 at 1:07 pm
Last Post: Brian37
  Inspired rather than random thoughts tackattack 20 2449 November 24, 2018 at 9:52 am
Last Post: tackattack
  Link us to your intro thread, first post and/or first thread Whateverist 35 5233 October 21, 2018 at 8:14 pm
Last Post: Mystic
  Random Quirks mlmooney89 13 2554 November 20, 2017 at 3:50 pm
Last Post: brewer
  Hall of random shit Cyberman 55 11344 November 11, 2017 at 11:26 pm
Last Post: Joods
  Random Song Lyrics Puke Skywalker 13 2998 July 22, 2017 at 8:38 am
Last Post: brewer
  I need to blow off some steam NuclearEnergy 9 1412 June 26, 2017 at 11:30 pm
Last Post: J a c k
  The random, out-of-context dialogue thread Cyberman 3 1094 September 27, 2016 at 5:56 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Random Insight When Drunk #1 Edwardo Piet 41 4817 September 25, 2016 at 2:25 pm
Last Post: Alex K



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)