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Poll: Could it be then ways? This poll is closed. |
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On Wednesdays. | 0 | 0% | |
Well Han Solo never even said he was a carrot. | 1 | 8.33% | |
But it belongs to my nose! | 1 | 8.33% | |
What the blueberry just smelt my backrub?!?! | 0 | 0% | |
I was about as fifty seven times as new as my aardvark. | 1 | 8.33% | |
Something the turtle said about a shlong. | 0 | 0% | |
Well.......... about as much makeup as it was on the bottom of the street. | 0 | 0% | |
So many times I told you to eat your own beeswax but noooooooo you had to go and repeat it again you silly sloo-boo! | 0 | 0% | |
What's that? Ape. | 0 | 0% | |
Suggabuggawugga is not even the name of a pencil. | 0 | 0% | |
When we don't we... lost train of....SUBWAY! | 1 | 8.33% | |
hmmmmmmmmmmm BOOP BOOP BORK! | 2 | 16.67% | |
Bjork? Nope! | 1 | 8.33% | |
So many times I smelt of what the fucking nose did you just bring to the party?!?!?! | 0 | 0% | |
Heaven times. Nope non-existent. | 2 | 16.67% | |
What are you on yesterday? After-years afterlife Makeupville. | 0 | 0% | |
I'm better at nonsense than your mother. | 1 | 8.33% | |
Your father too. But about as lovely as what the doop-doop have you had for breakfast? He ate an egg. The end. | 0 | 0% | |
Waffles.... butter waffles. | 2 | 16.67% | |
No he ain't damn did that and he is me so you need.... nah you do what you want it's okay. Smelt like blueberry? Never not mind | 0 | 0% | |
Total | 12 vote(s) | 100% |
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The Random Steam-Of-Consciousness Bullshit Nonsense Thread
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Wine spritzers for no reason.
Wine really does help, it's a natural solution to anything... even when a solution isn't needed.
"Adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the road, and then getting hit by an airplane" - sarcasm_only
"Ironically like the nativist far-Right, which despises multiculturalism, but benefits from its ideas of difference to scapegoat the other and to promote its own white identity politics; these postmodernists, leftists, feminists and liberals also use multiculturalism, to side with the oppressor, by demanding respect and tolerance for oppression characterised as 'difference', no matter how intolerable." - Maryam Namazie
I can't stop right now, the dog has run out of socks.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Trinkets atop my mind drama, a fellow be-bop responds to the corners of my essence.
Silliness befalls me. The, my essence, is essentially not wanting. Today we fall upon pineapples as a martian descends into the sun. There be orange people speaking of us. The orangeness of the whatever purple names used to belong to the second kind. Of the second encounter. Let it not be set. Let it not be nut. I may be nutty but we need not know what they are on Saturdays. Thrice!
Some people lighten a room when they enter, some when they leave and some when they toss in an incendiary device.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
If you put marijuana into cookie dough, oddly you still have to bake it.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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