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Random Insight When Drunk #1
#31
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
(September 25, 2016 at 7:06 am)Expired Wrote: Lightweight.

After a time you spend more time at the loo than actually drinking.
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#32
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
(September 25, 2016 at 7:37 am)abaris Wrote:
(September 25, 2016 at 7:06 am)Expired Wrote: Lightweight.

After a time you spend more time at the loo than actually drinking.

Yep, I can't argue with that.
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#33
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
(September 25, 2016 at 2:15 am)Thena323 Wrote: Are you no longer a turtle, Hammy?

I can be a turtle again now. Feel peaceful now.

I'm the forum turtle now. If that makes the forum atmos feel nice.

I'd like to be the forum turtle Smile

Please if you respond, don't quote me Heart
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#34
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
(September 25, 2016 at 7:06 am)Expired Wrote:
(September 24, 2016 at 5:25 pm)abaris Wrote: Takes at least 10 to be mildly drunk in my case. 15 to really mean business. Stretched over a whole day, of course. The shorter the timespan, the lower the count.

Lightweight.

Guess one has to be proud of something ...

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#35
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
(September 25, 2016 at 10:35 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(September 25, 2016 at 7:06 am)Expired Wrote: Lightweight.

Guess one has to be proud of something ...

Bragging about how much one drinks is like bragging about how much radiation you have been exposed to.
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#36
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
(September 25, 2016 at 10:42 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(September 25, 2016 at 10:35 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Guess one has to be proud of something ...

Bragging about how much one drinks is like bragging about how much radiation you have been exposed to.

Been there, done that, puked on the t-shirt ...

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#37
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
(September 25, 2016 at 10:45 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(September 25, 2016 at 10:42 am)chimp3 Wrote: Bragging about how much one drinks is like bragging about how much radiation you have been exposed to.

Been there, done that, puked on the t-shirt ...

Lightweight.
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#38
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
(September 25, 2016 at 10:42 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(September 25, 2016 at 10:35 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Guess one has to be proud of something ...

Bragging about how much one drinks is like bragging about how much radiation you have been exposed to.

One? who are you Prince Charles?
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#39
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
(September 25, 2016 at 10:45 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Been there, done that, puked on the t-shirt ...

It's one of my weaknesses that I can't do that anymore. Not even when I really meant business some 20 years ago with 20 shots of Vodka any given night out, and drinking my coffee with baileys in lieu of cream. That liberating barfing all over is beyond me ever since I was child.
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#40
RE: Random Insight When Drunk #1
It's a man thing chimp, you really wouldn't understand. One can take one's opinions and shove them up ones arsehole.
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