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Let's be funny
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Let's be funny
October 1, 2016 at 7:42 am
Let us be funny. Let's make each other laugh.

We can be silly too. Anything goes, really.  Tongue
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RE: Let's be funny
October 1, 2016 at 7:46 am
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I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: Let's be funny
October 1, 2016 at 8:13 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4EyvdTTnWY
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RE: Let's be funny
October 4, 2016 at 3:18 pm
Always happy to oblige in the satire requests and since being a satirist is really being a realist, take a look at Kirk Cameron's wife:
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No traces of camel-toe on her since he obviously always fucks her in the pooper that her pussy is crammed shut.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Let's be funny
October 4, 2016 at 3:24 pm
Wut
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Let's be funny
October 4, 2016 at 3:26 pm
^this.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Let's be funny
October 4, 2016 at 3:28 pm
(October 4, 2016 at 3:18 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: No traces of camel-toe on her since he obviously always fucks her in the pooper that her pussy is crammed shut.

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RE: Let's be funny
October 4, 2016 at 4:59 pm
Way to disrespect and objectify a woman.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: Let's be funny
October 4, 2016 at 5:07 pm
It took only 4 posts for this thread to turn completely unfunny.....which in of itself is funny, so I guess it's okay
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RE: Let's be funny
October 4, 2016 at 5:30 pm
Um, come on, I don't think it's necessarily sexist or anything if you say anything like that on occasion about individuals. That's completely stupid, IMO. I can respect women in general and talk about one in particular in a certain way at times. Women can talk about men in that way, too, it's not the end of the world. It's best if you do it about celebrities, though, because if you do it about real people in your life, even if they're strangers, they might find out about it and give a fuck, so that's just rude for obvious reasons and not appropriate.
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