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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Granted, but its brand new shininess means that it's stolen before you even get it home.
I wish I could dance well.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Granted, but only on Christmas.
I wish I was pretty.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 26, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Granted, but you don't believe in evolution now..
I wish I had a ferrari.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 27, 2010 at 3:49 am
Granted, but it comes without an engine and wheels.
I wish junk food was good for your health and vegetables bad.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 27, 2010 at 4:20 am
Granted, but on either side of your waste you are 114" in diameter.
I wish I woke up one day in pre-history.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 27, 2010 at 5:37 am
Granted, and you are promptly eaten by a T-rex.
I my Fazer had twin turbos.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 27, 2010 at 7:39 am
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Granted, but now you can only ever do both at the same time, so you can never play guitar in public.
I wish I had a doughnut right now.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken
'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.
'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain
'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 27, 2010 at 7:53 am
Granted, but it's vegan, gluten free, without sugar or salt or emulsifiers or flavouring and no cream or chocolate and has the texture of compressed grass clippings and tastes like cardboard.
I wish I could will strippers into existence in my living room.
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