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Corrupt a Wish Game!

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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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#161
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 28, 2010 at 8:47 am
Granted! But you're turned into an orange and it plays out like this;

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#162
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 28, 2010 at 9:19 am
(September 27, 2010 at 10:30 am)Paul the Human Wrote: Granted, but they work in reverse. Now everyone can control your mind.

I wish Freddie Mercury were still alive.

Granted, but Brian May, Roger Taylor and John Deacon are all dead. So no Queen.

theVOID Wrote:I wish i had more wishes.

Granted, but they're all corrupted.

I wish I could turn invisible.
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#163
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 28, 2010 at 9:39 am (This post was last modified: September 28, 2010 at 9:41 am by gargantuan.)
Granted: But you can't turn back to visible.

I wish I had a 12 inch member.

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#164
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Granted, but it is on your foot.

I wish my life was better.
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"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 28, 2010 at 5:26 pm (This post was last modified: September 28, 2010 at 5:32 pm by Skipper.)
(September 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm)Shinylight Wrote: Granted, but it is on your foot.

I wish my life was better.

Granted, but it's full fat butter.

I wish I wasn't dyslexic.
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#166
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 28, 2010 at 5:34 pm
rangted.

I wish I didn't have to wait 2 months to get my Droid 2.
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#167
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 29, 2010 at 3:20 am
Granted but its the beta and stops working the day b4 D2 is released.

I wish i still had my 3 foot long wiener dog Raider.
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#168
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 29, 2010 at 8:38 am
Granted: but due to a time machine accedent he is inside out....and still alive....PET THAT!!!

I wish I could buy Japan and convert it to a giant theme park called Samuri Land

Did I make a good point? thumbs up Smile I cant help it I'm a Kudos whore. P.S. Jesus is a MYTH.
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#169
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 29, 2010 at 8:43 am
Granted, but all the samuri commit hari-cari (<-sp?) and you are left with Dead Samuri Land. It doesn't smell very pleasant.

I wish I had the talent to hax internet games.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 29, 2010 at 9:08 am
Granted, but now the industry fear you and wont make any more.

I wish that pork steaks grew on trees.
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