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Corrupt a Wish Game!

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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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#171
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 29, 2010 at 9:56 am
(September 29, 2010 at 9:08 am)theVOID Wrote: Granted, but now the industry fear you and wont make any more.

I wish that pork steaks grew on trees.

Granted. But they only grow at the tops of the tallest trees deep in the Amazon rainforest. Many men have gone seeking pork steak fortunes but none return. Many men have died due to your wish and their families are lobbying the government to have you arrested. You are now on the run and are Interpol's second most wanted man behind the guy who wished for cheese burgers to grow on every bodies hands, you can try and escape but with giant burger fists its very difficult.

I wish I had better things to do with my time than write this shit.
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#172
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 30, 2010 at 9:18 am (This post was last modified: September 30, 2010 at 9:21 am by Dotard.)
Granted! You have many better things to do and the Skipper disappears never to be heard from again.


I wish my poochie (dog) had a life span equal to the average human so we can hang together for the rest of our days.
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#173
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 30, 2010 at 9:31 am
(September 30, 2010 at 9:18 am)Dotard Wrote: Granted! You have many better things to do and the Skipper disappears never to be heard from again.


I wish my poochie (dog) had a life span equal to the average human so we can hang together for the rest of our days.

Granted, the average human now dies at 14 and the entire civilisation collapses.

I wish my wireless wouldn't cut out so much.
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#174
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 30, 2010 at 11:35 am
Granted but the WHOLE internet keeps going down.

I wish the letter M was replaced with µ.
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"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 30, 2010 at 6:13 pm
(September 30, 2010 at 11:35 am)Shinylight Wrote: Granted but the WHOLE internet keeps going down.

I wish the letter M was replaced with µ.

Granted but all other letters are also replaced with µ, making communication and thus the rest of this thread impossible.

µ µµµµ µµµµµ µµµ µµµµµµ µµµµµ µµ µµµ µµµµ µµµµµ.
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#176
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 30, 2010 at 10:23 pm
You're supposed to wish skipper...

I wish weed was legal.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
September 30, 2010 at 10:33 pm
Granted. Dandelions are legal!

I wish marijuana were legal.
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#178
RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
October 1, 2010 at 1:52 am (This post was last modified: October 1, 2010 at 1:52 am by Kirker.)
Granted, but THC no longer has any effect to humans.

I wish that the two little red smilies would stop arguing. (i mean honestly how long can they argue for...?)
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
October 1, 2010 at 2:12 am
Granted, but now they're having gay smiley sex and because it was your fault the islamic clerics issue the fatwa on you!

I wish my guitar sounded more brutal.
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RE: Corrupt a Wish Game!
October 1, 2010 at 7:05 am (This post was last modified: October 1, 2010 at 7:06 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Granted. But it explodes after the first "Brutal" chord.

I wish for no wishful thinking (after this).
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