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Corrupt a Wish Game!
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(September 14, 2010 at 10:06 pm)Watson Wrote: Granted, but now none of them weigh less than 300 pounds. Big Grin

I wish that people would stop being terribly ignorant, wake up to the world around them, and decide that it is time for a change.
Granted, but now everyone is an atheist.

I wish there was no such thing as religion.
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Granted, but it turns out god WAS real, and everyone is sent to hell.

I wish school didn't exist.
Trudging through endless religion one step at a time.
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(September 19, 2010 at 12:57 pm)Nitsuj Wrote: Granted, but it turns out god WAS real, and everyone is sent to hell.

I wish school didn't exist.


Granted, but you get eated by a shark because you can't read the warning signs.


I wish it was a perfect summer day here.
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Granted, but it's a perfect summer day for someone who lives in Antarctica. It's still 30 degrees.

I wish this weekend would just be over already.
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(September 19, 2010 at 7:30 pm)Watson Wrote: Granted, but it's a perfect summer day for someone who lives in Antarctica. It's still 30 degrees.

I wish this weekend would just be over already.


Granted but weekends have been abolished.

I wish I was 39 again.(the perfect age for a man .I was 39 for 7 years)Cool Shades
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(September 19, 2010 at 9:44 pm)padraic Wrote:
(September 19, 2010 at 7:30 pm)Watson Wrote: Granted, but it's a perfect summer day for someone who lives in Antarctica. It's still 30 degrees.

I wish this weekend would just be over already.


Granted but weekends have been abolished.

I wish I was 39 again.(the perfect age for a man .I was 39 for 7 years)Cool Shades

Granted, but 38 is the new 39.

I wish everyone would listen to TesseracT.
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Granted, but now they are a sell-out band producing crappy pop music and appear on the top of the MTV charts along the likes of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.

I wish smoking cigarettes became illegal (sorry smokers).
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

Atheist I Evolved!
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(September 19, 2010 at 10:06 pm)DiRNiS Wrote: Granted, but now they are a sell-out band producing crappy pop music and appear on the top of the MTV charts along the likes of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.

Ummm... no. Smile This game is no fun if the propositions aren't somewhat true.

Quote:I wish smoking cigarettes became illegal (sorry smokers).

Granted, but then what would we do with all the "smokers area" signs in bars and pubs?

I wish there was free global wireless internet.
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(September 19, 2010 at 10:13 pm)theVOID Wrote: Granted, but then what would we do with all the "smokers area" signs in bars and pubs?

You did not corrupt my wish, only asked a question.

Quote:I wish there was free global wireless internet.

Granted, but this free global wireless internet is filtered, so every porn site is blocked.

I wish my arms were made of steel.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

Atheist I Evolved!
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Quote:I wish my arms were made of steel.


Granted but you can't move them.

I wish I was irresitable to gorgeous women.
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