Corrupt a Wish Game!

[tackattack]

granted but you're more irresistible to smelly men ... and they force themselves on you regularly and keep away the girls.

I wish teleporter technology was safe, free and real

[IceSage]

I wish I was irresitable to gorgeous women.

Granted, a disease wipes all men off the face of the Earth, leaving only women. All women that are "gorgeous" are automatically driven to you, and can find you wherever you may be. However, the disease the wiped off all the men, transforms all women into zombies... incredibly gorgeous zombies. Thus, you are found irresistible to all the zombies.

Edit: Damnit, I hate it when someone replies to the latest wish. I guess I'll have to do another one.

I wish money was teleporter technology was safe, free and real

Granted, all money in the world has become teleporter technology, thus, making everyone poor. While there's plenty of safe, and "real" teleporters everywhere, due to all money becoming teleporter devices, there's no money left in the world, thus, making all teleporter devices naturally free. The teleporter devices also end up taking up too much energy. As there's no money, nobody will work to keep the supply of all forms of energy to power the devices.

The devices then become useless.

I wish my hair would grow out faster.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I wish my hair would grow out faster.

Granted. Your pubes are now 3 feet long.

I wish I was 6 feet tall and weighed 150lbs.

[DiRNiS]

I wish money was teleporter technology was safe, free and real

Granted, but you would be teleported straight to hell. Causing you to burn for eternity.

I wish my hair would grow out faster.

Granted, but it grows out at such an uncontrollable rate that you are forced to cut it every 5 minutes, eventually driving you insane and making you hang yourself on your own hair leading to your lonely and miserable death.

I wish we were living in a dream and I was about to wake up to a reality I have never seen before.

[tackattack]

granted , you're reality is now the most disgusting and horrendous thing you could imagine.

I wish this thread would slow down

[Dotard]

Granted.

Come back in 24 hours for my wish.

[Nitsuj]

No.

I wish for people to be more respectful toward fast-moving threads.

[tackattack]

granted, now all threads move at a slugs pace and no one is respectful....

(slow mo) I wiiiiissssshhhhhh tttttthhhhaaaatt eeeeeeveryooooone could live peacefully [/slow motion segment]

[DiRNiS]

Granted, but in order for everyone to live peacefully, religion ceases to exist and therefore there is no longer any point to this forum which also ceases to exist.

I wish I could come up with a witty wish.

[Rhizomorph13]

Granted but you can only think in wishes now

I wish people would not copy my previous wishes (See post 94 in this thread)