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Every car commercial ever.
October 27, 2016 at 6:49 am
HURRY BEFORE IT ITS TOO LATE, PUT YOURSELF IN DEPT, PUT AN ANCHOR AROUND YOUR NECK, WHY? BECAUSE SOME LOUD OBNOXIOUS VOICE SAID SO! LOOK AT OUR FAST CARS YOU CANT LEGALLY SPEED IN ANYWAY, AND OUR GAS HOG OVER SIZED PICK UPS BECAUSE "MERKA"........
MSRP, LSD,DOA, DEA, BOGO,...... FINE PRINT(We own your ass for the next 4 to 6 years).
My reaction, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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October 27, 2016 at 6:54 am
I went 110 mph on my commute to work today, driving a 15 year old compact. In your face, American muscle car owners 
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RE: Every car commercial ever.
October 27, 2016 at 6:59 am
So it's just like church service.
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October 27, 2016 at 7:02 am
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(October 27, 2016 at 6:54 am)Alex K Wrote: I went 110 mph on my commute to work today, driving a 15 year old compact. In your face, American muscle car owners
Rodney King went 110 mph in a Hyundai and got his ass beaten by the cops. Merca!
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October 27, 2016 at 7:14 am
(October 27, 2016 at 6:59 am)Jesster Wrote: So it's just like church service.
And WWE
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, AT THE CORPORATE GREED STADIUM/ARENA/MEGACHURCH......... ITS THE MONSTER GOD DEATH CAGE MATCH BETWEEN ALLAH/YAHWEH/JESUS........ FORD VS CHEVY VS TOYOTA, HULK HOGAN VS SUPERFLY .......... BECAUSE A LOUD VOICE SAID SO!
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October 27, 2016 at 7:25 am
(October 27, 2016 at 6:49 am)Brian37 Wrote: HURRY BEFORE IT ITS TOO LATE, PUT YOURSELF IN DEPT, PUT AN ANCHOR AROUND YOUR NECK, WHY? BECAUSE SOME LOUD OBNOXIOUS VOICE SAID SO! LOOK AT OUR FAST CARS YOU CANT LEGALLY SPEED IN ANYWAY, AND OUR GAS HOG OVER SIZED PICK UPS BECAUSE "MERKA"........
MSRP, LSD,DOA, DEA, BOGO,...... FINE PRINT(We own your ass for the next 4 to 6 years).
My reaction, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Pay cash, buy what makes you happy.
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October 27, 2016 at 7:38 am
(October 27, 2016 at 7:25 am)mh.brewer Wrote: (October 27, 2016 at 6:49 am)Brian37 Wrote: HURRY BEFORE IT ITS TOO LATE, PUT YOURSELF IN DEPT, PUT AN ANCHOR AROUND YOUR NECK, WHY? BECAUSE SOME LOUD OBNOXIOUS VOICE SAID SO! LOOK AT OUR FAST CARS YOU CANT LEGALLY SPEED IN ANYWAY, AND OUR GAS HOG OVER SIZED PICK UPS BECAUSE "MERKA"........
MSRP, LSD,DOA, DEA, BOGO,...... FINE PRINT(We own your ass for the next 4 to 6 years).
My reaction, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Pay cash, buy what makes you happy.
Overly simplifying it. No, what needs to happen is wages going up and lowering prices. And I am not even against loans either, just predatory lending in our current market from "reverse mortgages" to payday loans and even with cars. Our cost of living is fucking absurd, we live in an age where a phone costs as much as a luxury car payment.
No, you don't always buy what makes you happy, that is what gets lots of people in trouble. I will be the first to admit I cant balance a checkbook to save my life. We do however far too much in America market quick fix financing and dept as a solution. Even things like dept refinancing is a scam preying on people who already have problems.
Far too much of marketing anything is about a quick fix, from the food we eat to the technology we buy and the vehicles we drive. You cannot simply drive down wages and consume your way to prosperity.
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October 27, 2016 at 7:59 am
(October 27, 2016 at 6:54 am)Alex K Wrote: I went 110 mph on my commute to work today, driving a 15 year old compact. In your face, American muscle car owners
Last time we hired a car in Germany we went for the cheapest possible and ended up with a Fiat 500. On our way back to the airport at Hamburg we decided to see how fast it could go on the Autobahn. I think after about a minute we managed to get it up to 95mph. We were impressed that something that could barely get up our hill in 1st gear managed that fast.
We'll be hiring a car again when we fly into Hannover this Christmas (ooh just realised there's an English spelling of Hannover with only one n). It's going to be a fun Christmas. Everyone is an in-law to someone. Sister / brother / son / daughter / mother / father in-law.
I've got a room stocked full of crates of German beer on standby in case people need to drink the stress away or there haven't been enough arguments yet and we need to start one.
I'm sure the TV will keep people distracted though. Last time we spent a Christmas there the main TV channel showed wall to wall repeats of The A-team throughout the day.
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October 27, 2016 at 4:50 pm
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RE: Every car commercial ever.
October 27, 2016 at 5:21 pm
(October 27, 2016 at 6:54 am)Alex K Wrote: I went 110 mph on my commute to work today, driving a 15 year old compact. In your face, American muscle car owners
I went about 3 mph on my commute. Then I realized I'd forgotten my tea and had to walk the 30 feet back to the house (try turning round in your back garden at 110 mph, German compact car owners. mwa ha ha).
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