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The empty womb

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The empty womb
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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 10:32 pm
(November 4, 2016 at 10:00 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Less substantial than a turd.

Just a gaseous emission. Maybe a little squelch if she is still tight there . . .

<digging furiously through his old Rolodex>

Nope, I don't know her ...

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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 11:48 pm
(November 4, 2016 at 9:53 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Batshit crazy.


Where do these young people pick up ideas like that???
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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 11:58 pm
(November 4, 2016 at 9:55 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: @ Jesster

I also hate going out in public.

Cunts, morons, cuntish morons, snobs, cuntish snobs, and cuntish moronic snobs... those tend to be the people around in RL.

Needs a Venn diagram.
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#14
RE: The empty womb
November 5, 2016 at 8:12 am
Since when do holy ghosts show up on ultrasound?
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RE: The empty womb
November 5, 2016 at 8:16 am
Goes on prime time TV claiming to be the mother of god and gets a live ultrasound of her stuck farts? That must be one of the most awkward things possible.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: The empty womb
November 5, 2016 at 8:26 am
(November 4, 2016 at 10:00 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Less substantial than a turd.

Just a gaseous emission.  Maybe a little squelch if she is still tight there . . .

I believe in christian nomenclature that would be described as "the Butt-Holy Spirit". Tongue
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#17
RE: The empty womb
November 7, 2016 at 8:52 am
It's not necessarily an empty womb, maybe it's just that Jesus is invisible, like his dad. I mean seriously the reason you can't see YHVH sitting in Heaven on the clouds on his throne is, according to Christians, because he's invisible and you can only see him in the moments of pure belief (like Christians on this forum who have seen him up there tell us).

https://youtu.be/eT4P6bd7A80
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#18
RE: The empty womb
November 7, 2016 at 1:26 pm
(November 4, 2016 at 9:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: As for those of us in the atheist world, I think she's our equiv of the Virgin Mary.

(think about it)

We, uh, don't know how that gas got there.
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RE: The empty womb
November 7, 2016 at 1:45 pm
(November 7, 2016 at 1:26 pm)mihoda Wrote:
(November 4, 2016 at 9:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: As for those of us in the atheist world, I think she's our equiv of the Virgin Mary.

(think about it)

We, uh, don't know how that gas got there.

Probably that big beefy burrito she got at Seven Eleven.

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RE: The empty womb
November 7, 2016 at 2:08 pm
(November 5, 2016 at 8:16 am)Alex K Wrote: Goes on prime time TV claiming to be the mother of god and gets a live ultrasound of her stuck farts? That must be one of the most awkward things possible.

You might think so, but I can assure you . . . .
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