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The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 9:51 pm
A 19-year-old girl who believes she is "pregnant with Jesus" was in for a shock at
the results of the ultrasound on the Dr Phil show:
Quote:Dr Travis Stork explained the results to Haley, as he said: The most notable thing on this ultrasound isn’t what we see, it’s what we don’t see.”
Yeah, she isn't even slightly pregnant. At all.
Despite this revelation the teen, whose own mother branded her a "compulsive liar", insists she can definitely feel the baby kicking. However Dr Stork - perfect name - told her the scan showed she has
Quote:dilated loops of bowel.
“What that means is there is some air in your intestines, and when she was moving the probe, those little loops move around. When you have felt down there and you have felt something moving, that was just your bowel moving.”
But despite not seeing her baby in the ultrasound scan, she said: “I am pregnant. I’m not going to deny my baby … I feel him kick all the time.”
She also added: “I’m sorry, Dr. Stork, but you can’t lie to Jesus.”
So sad.
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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 9:53 pm
Yeah, I saw this earlier today. This is why I don't go out in public if I can help it. These people are everywhere.
I don't believe you. Get over it.
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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 9:55 pm
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2016 at 9:55 pm by vorlon13.)
I'd think a certain variety of Christer might want to burn (literally) that twit for conflating Jesus with intestinal gas.
As for those of us in the atheist world, I think she's our equiv of the Virgin Mary.
(think about it)
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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 9:55 pm
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2016 at 9:55 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
@ Jesster
I also hate going out in public.
Cunts, morons, cuntish morons, snobs, cuntish snobs, and cuntish moronic snobs... those tend to be the people around in RL.
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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 9:58 pm
Don't hold back, tell us your true feelings.
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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 9:59 pm
So the Second Coming is really a bowel movement?
Sounds about right to me.
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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 10:00 pm
The third coming is me on a frigid day.
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RE: The empty womb
November 4, 2016 at 10:00 pm
(This post was last modified: November 4, 2016 at 10:00 pm by vorlon13.)
Less substantial than a turd.
Just a gaseous emission. Maybe a little squelch if she is still tight there . . .
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