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The empty womb
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#21
RE: The empty womb
November 7, 2016 at 2:09 pm
ROFLOL


Is it bad form to laff at my own funnies?  Piffle, I don't care.
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#22
RE: The empty womb
November 7, 2016 at 2:13 pm
Her own mother calls her a compulsive liar.

That says all I need to know.

But Dr. Phil, really?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The empty womb
November 7, 2016 at 2:16 pm
(November 7, 2016 at 1:26 pm)mihoda Wrote:
(November 4, 2016 at 9:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: As for those of us in the atheist world, I think she's our equiv of the Virgin Mary.

(think about it)

We, uh, don't know how that gas got there.

She ate some loaves and fishes ?
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RE: The empty womb
November 7, 2016 at 3:05 pm
(November 7, 2016 at 8:52 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: It's not necessarily an empty womb, maybe it's just that Jesus is invisible, like his dad. I mean seriously the reason you can't see YHVH sitting in Heaven on the clouds on his throne is, according to Christians, because he's invisible and you can only see him in the moments of pure belief (like Christians on this forum who have seen him up there tell us).

https://youtu.be/eT4P6bd7A80

Looks like she's really full of shit to me.

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RE: The empty womb
November 8, 2016 at 9:01 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: The empty womb
November 8, 2016 at 10:13 am
It's and atheist conspiracy. Why didn't they show the ultrasound? I'll tell you why:

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#27
RE: The empty womb
November 8, 2016 at 1:38 pm
Well obviously if the ultrasound shows no baby, then Jesus has been taken up!

Seriously, what a silly, desperate plea for attention. Still, she looks pregnant though. She must have eaten a bunch of junk food on purpose and gained a belly. Something's up with that, because numerous negative pee tests and an empty ultrasound means you're definitely not pregnant.

I feel sorry for whatever guy she gets involved with in the future.
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RE: The empty womb
November 17, 2016 at 7:09 pm
(November 4, 2016 at 9:59 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: So the Second Coming is really a bowel movement?

Sounds about right to me.
I went into a house where they told me Jesus is coming. I heard the message. "He's a-coming! He's a-coming!" I opened the door. There was was the woman sitting on the toilet with her eyes squeezed shut. "He's a-coming! He's a-coming!"
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: The empty womb
November 17, 2016 at 7:38 pm
(November 17, 2016 at 7:09 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(November 4, 2016 at 9:59 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: So the Second Coming is really a bowel movement?

Sounds about right to me.
I went into a house where they told me Jesus is coming. I heard the message. "He's a-coming! He's a-coming!" I opened the door. There was was the woman sitting on the toilet with her eyes squeezed shut. "He's a-coming! He's a-coming!"

Pushing out a cross can make anyone get loud.

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