Theist ➤ Why ☠ Evolution is not Scientific ✔

[Mister Agenda]

The Cosmological Argument proves God.

It fails because special pleading is a fallacy and 'there can't be an infinite regress' is an unprovable assertion.

[Mister Agenda]

Joker, if you send me $100 (far less than what a tithe or daily prayer is worth), I'll send you a million. Where are you going to place your bet? If you place it with me, you only lose a hundred bucks; even if it turns out I can't be relied on to send you what I've agreed to. But if you place it against me and you are wrong and I would have sent you the million, you choose a sure $100 now over a possible million later. You have so much to gain and so little to lose.

If you choose not to accept my offer, please explain why not.

Joker, if you send me $100 (far less than what a tithe or daily prayer is worth), I'll send you a million.

What's the money for>=?
Anyway I don't want the money because that won't be fair, on you, and even if you were okay with it, I wouldn't take it because it would be a unfair trade, which is a sin.

So I'll make it 200, I can afford that easy. Not unfair so no sin. And I'll use it for gas money. Deal?

[The Joker]

The Cosmological Argument proves God.

It fails because special pleading is a fallacy and 'there can't be an infinite regress' is an unprovable assertion.

A Mindless Dumb Natural Proccess(Dominos) Can't keep Proccesing(Dominos falling) and Proccessing(falling) There most be an end. There most obviously be a paranormal, any idiot can work that out.

[downbeatplumb]

Joker: If humans are unique creations then why do we have nipples? Why breast milk for feeding our babies? Why do we have fur and not feathers? Why do we have umbilici?

Why do men have more nostril hair than women? (seriously)

My theory bald men need somewhere to get the implants from.

[downbeatplumb]

A Mindless Dumb Natural Proccess(Dominos) Can't keep Proccesing(Dominos falling) and Proccessing(falling) There most be an end. There most obviously be a paranormal, any idiot can work that out.

Paranormal is not even a thing. Prove otherwise.

[The Joker]

A Mindless Dumb Natural Proccess(Dominos) Can't keep Proccesing(Dominos falling) and Proccessing(falling) There most be an end. There most obviously be a paranormal, any idiot can work that out.

Paranormal is not even a thing. Prove otherwise.

It is the supernatural spirit.

[downbeatplumb]

Paranormal is not even a thing. Prove otherwise.

It is the supernatural spirit.

Prove that the "supernatural spirit" is a thing, then prove that the thing is paranormal.

[The Joker]

It is the supernatural spirit.

Prove that the "supernatural spirit" is a thing, then prove that the thing is paranormal.

Well, It is EXISTENCE itself, it is what it is, the beginning and the end, the stop and start Object of intelligence.

It is The Extremely Powerful, Uncaused, Necessarily Existing, Non-Contingent, Non-Physical, Immaterial, Eternal Being Who Created the Entire Universe...And Everything In It." The shortcode is "GOD".

[Mister Agenda]

It fails because special pleading is a fallacy and 'there can't be an infinite regress' is an unprovable assertion.

A Mindless Dumb Natural Proccess(Dominos) Can't keep Proccesing(Dominos falling) and Proccessing(falling) There most be an end. There most obviously be a paranormal, any idiot can work that out.

No one has been able to prove there must be an end. All you've done is make assertions. That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence (nod to Hitchens and some Roman guy).

[Mister Agenda]

Prove that the "supernatural spirit" is a thing, then prove that the thing is paranormal.

Well, It is EXISTENCE itself, it is what it is, the beginning and the end, the stop and start Object of intelligence.

It is The Extremely Powerful, Uncaused, Necessarily Existing, Non-Contingent, Non-Physical, Immaterial, Eternal Being Who Created the Entire Universe...And Everything In It." The shortcode is "GOD".

I suspect even you are beginning to get tired of this joke.