My operation

[Shell B]

I just get the chemical version.  My knee is shot from an old football injury.  I couldn't go fast enough by myself.

Oh, fuck. They can medically induce it? Good luck.

[vorlon13]

yeah, it's a speedball with a meth chaser

You live, you're fine.

[Minimalist]

I had it 8 years ago.  I thought the back of my head was on fire.

It only lasted a few moments though.  It was about as pleasant as a colonoscopy but the prep was a lot easier.

[robvalue]

I'm all go, I'm now heading in at 11.30 tomorrow.

Rob, did you check with your doctor to be sure your willy will still work after the knifery?

Willy or won't he? Obviously my first question was about cocks. They promised not to randomly cut it off, but they will be shoving a pipe up it. I had that last time I had an op, it was really weird. I was going without realizing it.

If it helps any, Rob, I have to show up at a hospital on Thursday for a stress test.  Asswipes will probably kill me trying to see how my heart is!

Hope it goes well Just finding someone to park is enough of a stress test.

[vorlon13]

Going without realizing it ?

A taste of old age then . . .

[Minimalist]

They promised not to randomly cut it off,

Get a red marker and draw a circle around it and write:  DO NOT CUT HERE.

You know these doctors.

[robvalue]

But then they might think it was part of some weird sex game.

That reminds me, I better wash off all the stuff I've got written on me at the moment.

[brewer]

Get Em to take a vid when your coming out of anesthesia in the recovery room. 

As it turns out, anesthesia turns me into a dick head. Who knew?

[vorlon13]

[vorlon13]