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Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves
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Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves
I just came across his gem. It's from a JW magazine called Awake:

http://blogs.alternet.org/speakeasy/2010...hemselves/

Quote:A new group of atheists has arisen in society. Called the new atheists, they are not content to keep their views to themselves

ROFLOL

Oh the irony...

There is link to a PDF version of this issue. I found it to be a very amusing read... Smile
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

Atheist I Evolved!
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So ironic it tastes like underdone steak.


ROFLOL
"A man who keeps one eye on the past is blind in one eye. A man who ignores the past is blind in both."
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It's funny that theists think it's completely ok to go around knocking on people's doors and babble on about their baseless assertions, but if an atheist goes about and speak of their lack of belief, it's wrong?!

Speacial treatment anyone?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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Presumably, they think it's okay for them to do it so they can 'save' people. In my book, 'saving' is more like pulling someone out of a river when they're drowning, not pissing them off by preaching pie-in-the-sky crap, when they could be inside doing something constructive, like desecrating sacred objects, or watching porn.

Besides, we do have a right to preach. There is no god, and we are his prophets.
'We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.' H.L. Mencken

'False religion' is the ultimate tautology.

'It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.' Mark Twain

'I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.' Abraham Lincoln
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Nearly All Religions: "There is a god and he is great! Worship him and be saved!"

Nearly All Atheists: "No there isn't. Shut up and go away!"

Sounds to me like we should stop being so pushy with our beliefs.
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This is funny since it is coming from the same pain in the ass organization that comes knocking at your door at 7 or 8 a.m. or stand at the turnstiles at the train station trying to push their bullshit fables on anyone stupid enough to give them the time of day. They are not even considered Christians by mainstream Christianity but either way they are the branch of belief that I despise most. To all of "Jehovah's Witnesses" what are you witnesses to ? Your name doesn't even make sense unless you were present with Moses or walked with Jesus you are a witness to shit!
There is nothing people will not maintain when they are slaves to superstition

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I just read the articles relative to atheism, nothing new there the same old tired arguments presented by theists that the fact that there are laws and apparent design in the universe implies that there must be a designer. Guess who that designer is: Yup you guessed it, God!!

On top of that they quote a scientist from Prague who could not contain himself and take a jab at traditional Christianities views on the bible: "Traditional Christianity actually has little in common with the bible" and here is the funniest quote yet "The Bible, though not a science book, actually harmonizes with true science". What a simplistic bufoon note he is also a JW himself.
There is nothing people will not maintain when they are slaves to superstition

http://chatpilot-godisamyth.blogspot.com/

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Major league assholes, these JWs.


http://www.religioustolerance.org/witness3.htm


Quote:Beliefs of the Jehovah's Witnesses:

Jehovah's Witnesses call their faith: "the truth." 1 They have many beliefs similar to those held by fundamentalists and other evangelical Christians, These include:
The inerrancy of the Bible;
The belief that God inspired the Bible's authors
The Virgin Birth;
Jesus giving his life as a ransom for past and future humanity;
Opposition to divorce,
Opposition to homosexual behavior, and pre-marital sex
Opposition to abortion;
The immense influence of Satan in the world;
The validity of a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation story and rejection of the theory of evolution


There are many exceptions where Witnesses deviate from historical conservative Christianity:
They do not believe in the Trinity. Instead, they follow a strict monotheism, in which:
Jehovah is the Supreme Being,
Jesus is the son of God, the first created being, who is separate from Jehovah. Christ is believed to have originally existed in a pre-human state as the Archangel Michael. He later took human form as a man like any other person, except that he was sinless at birth and remained so through life. After his execution, Christ was resurrected as an invisible, non-material, glorious spirit creature. He was enthroned by Jehovah as King and ruler over all creation, and "given all authority in heaven and on earth."
The Holy Ghost is not a separate entity, but is an energy or force -- the method by which God interacts with the world.
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