Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves

[Entropist]

"New atheist" = Uppity atheists that need to learn their place.

[Captain Scarlet]

Yes but, have you heard the good news....

[theVOID]

*knock knock*
JW: Hello, who's there?
Atheist: *Stares blankly*

[chatpilot]

*knock knock*
JW: Hello, who's there?
Atheist: Asks to read a passage from their bible then throws it on the floor and slams the door in their face!

Now that is more like it Void lol

[DiRNiS]

I once had a JW woman from a retail store I used to work at, trying to drag me into her church. She was really pushy and apparently told all her JW friends about me and how I was willing to join her cult without me even saying a word to her about it. By this time I was indifferent to religion and becoming an agnostic. But this woman was determined to "save" me regardless of whether I wanted to or not.

She kept saying how much they were looking forward to meet me and asked me in several occasions to meet up at a certain place and time. Apparently, after several times of not showing up she got the message and finally left me alone.

Mind you, she would not even talk or look at me at work after this. No loss

[chatpilot]

Is it me or does reading their literature feel like you are reading a childrens tale such as little red riding hood or something? Their articles are so simplistic you'd think they purposely dumb them down to reach the maximum amount of morons possible.

[Thor]

I once had a JW couple come to my door and we started arguing about evolution. The dopey woman asked if I would expect my car to "evolve" if it sat in my driveway for hundreds of years! What a moron! She obviously had no idea how evolutionary theory works! She doesn't even understand the difference between living organisms and non-living objects! Is this what they teach the congregants at these churches? Because if it is, they should put a sign out front that says, "STUPIDITY TAUGHT HERE!".

[Shell B]

My poor mother can't find it in herself to be rude, so she sometimes talks to the JWs who come to her house. Twice now I have been at her house when a JW has shown up. She's like, "be quiet and don't answer the door." I laughed at her and asked her if she was hiding from JWs. I opened the door, of course and told them to stop coming to my mother's house or I would have them arrested for trespassing. Perhaps I should have preached about no god a little before I slammed the door.

[Thor]

Perhaps I should have preached about no god a little before I slammed the door.

Try answering the door naked while wearing swin fins and carrying a live chicken. I'll bet you'll never see them again!

[Minimalist]

Draw one of these on your driveway....






sprinkle a couple of copies of the Watchtower around it.