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RE: What Does/Does Not Offend You?
December 19, 2016 at 9:51 pm
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I don't even have a garden.
So feel free to call me an uncultured swine in a Mr. Potato Head voice.
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RE: What Does/Does Not Offend You?
December 19, 2016 at 9:52 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 9:47 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I was walking by a house in my neighbourhood the other day and I noticed that there were no trees, plants or gardens.
Just grass. The surrounding fence had a built up garden bed along the sides and it had been cemented over.
As an avid gardener I was deeply offended and I can't help but think that the occupants are lazy, uncreative, boring arseholes that should go and live in the industrial area of town.
This is unrelated to the original post but you just reminded me of this fucking CRAZY taxi driver I used to have.
Everytime we'd drive past this tree in someone's garden that they had trimmed and he'd go fucking ballistic that these people had trimmed their tree because it was a rare tree in Britain. Seriously shouting at the top of his voice "Everytime we have to pass this fucking tree it pisses me right OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!"
It was a monkeypuzzler apparently. It didn't take much to set him off.
So anyway, you're not the only one offended by gardening related things.
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RE: What Does/Does Not Offend You?
December 19, 2016 at 9:54 pm
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Nothing except actions are capable of offending me. Humans abusing animals, and that includes other humans, offends me.
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RE: What Does/Does Not Offend You?
December 19, 2016 at 10:04 pm
I honestly can't think of anything I'm offended by. I don't really even identify with that feeling.
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It is the air and light of every heart – builder of every home, kindler of every fire on every hearth. It was the first to dream of immortality. It fills the world with melody – for music is the voice of love.
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RE: What Does/Does Not Offend You?
December 19, 2016 at 10:35 pm
It mostly depends on my mood i guess. Sometimes any little thing offends me while at other times i feel so distant and detach from my own emotions that nothing really phases me.
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RE: What Does/Does Not Offend You?
December 19, 2016 at 10:53 pm
I'm not offended by much of anything, but I am squeamish. But that's different.
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RE: What Does/Does Not Offend You?
December 19, 2016 at 11:30 pm
Depends on the subject and delivery.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: What Does/Does Not Offend You?
December 19, 2016 at 11:40 pm
This thread triggered me! DELETE IT AND APOLOGIZE NOW!!!
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