Curious Science Questions of Wonderment

[zebo-the-fat]

Why do cobwebs attract spiders?

[ignoramus]

Guys, I didn't know that strippers in the northern hemisphere spin on their poles in the opposite direction to those from the southern hemisphere?

Also I'd like to ask, "if guns don't kill people, people kill people", does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?

[robvalue]

That quantum business? It's just made up rubbish, isn't it. We're getting too close to the source code and they're screwing with us.

I mean, everything's a wave and also a particle. Nothing is anywhere, it exists theoretically in loads of places and it doesn't make its mind up until you poke it with a stick.

Okay, fair enough. It makes sense if you don't think about it too much.

[vorlon13]

Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you?

[Secular Elf]

Why does men wearing no rings fight to seduce a lady, but once you get a ring suddenly you are more appealing?

Its because you have been pre-approved by another woman.

When I started dating my now wife I went to a night club twice.

The first time I went with my male friends and no girl looked my way. ( not a problem I was there to bogy)
The next week I went with my girlfriend, every single girl checked me out with some actually trying to move between me and the girl I was obviously dancing with.

Very odd.

That is interesting. My best guess is the competitiveness that sometimes exists between women. Plus the fact that there are more women in the population than men. Sometimes they fight over us. Catty, catty.

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OP, easy, flies have air brakes. DUH.

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E coli has evolved a new method to resist antibiotics. It produces an enzyme called extended spectrum beta-lactamase which breaks down the antibiotic. The war on microbes is escalating.

So that is why I did not have constant diarrhea while I was on antibiotics for my terrible case of sinusitis.

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Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
A kid'll eat ivy, too, wouldn't you?

Always avoid poison ivy. Nasty stuff, that.

[vorlon13]

one might think purging all the bodily waste from the GI tract might make one feel better than I do right now, wonder why it don't work that way ?

[brewer]

one might think purging all the bodily waste from the GI tract might make one feel better than I do right now, wonder why it don't work that way ?

Drink plenty of water. The laxative solution also draws water into the colon from the body. You're being dehydrated in more ways than one. Or is that two?

[vorlon13]

I have 4 liters of this cow drool to drink!

I think some of my agony is due to hyperhidrosis . . .

Man, I hope I die at an age ending in the digit 9, avoiding as many of these probes is becoming a major lifetime goal.

[ignoramus]

Here's a few more burning questions I must have answers to before I die!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
Can animals commit suicide?
If glassblowers inhale do they get a pane in the stomach?
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?

[vorlon13]

there are B batteries, I think if you take a old fashioned lantern battery apart, the ones inside it are B size.