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Member Awards 2016!
RE: Member Awards 2016!
(4th January 2017, 23:39)ignoramus Wrote: Don't take that as a compliment LFC, Stimbo would fuck Susan Boyle right now if she rolled up to his place unnanounced!

Are you saying you wouldn't? I'd plunder that national treasure any day.
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I think I'd rather fuck a kangaroo! ..............Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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(5th January 2017, 07:58)ignoramus Wrote: I think I'd rather fuck a kangaroo! ..............Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Considering how good boxers kangaroos are..it probably wouldn't be you that's going to do the fucking..
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Kangaroos are actually very gentle lovers. Give you a ride home and everything.
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I'd like to note that I am unable to participate in voting in the awards this year. Been racking my brains over my favorites but it's so damn difficult.
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(5th January 2017, 08:25)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Kangaroos are actually very gentle lovers. Give you a ride home and everything.

Not if you count the experiences inside the kangaroo sack on your ride home..
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Hehe. He said "sack". Hehe.

You know, as in "mayo".
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(5th January 2017, 10:39)pool the great Wrote:
(5th January 2017, 08:25)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Kangaroos are actually very gentle lovers. Give you a ride home and everything.

Not if you count the experiences inside the kangaroo sack on your ride home..

Well the kangaroo I dated owned a Prius, so...
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(5th January 2017, 10:52)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:
(5th January 2017, 10:39)pool the great Wrote: Not if you count the experiences inside the kangaroo sack on your ride home..

Well the kangaroo I dated owned a Prius, so...

Yeah, the kangaroo I dated owned a penis too

Wait..

God damn!
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(5th January 2017, 07:58)ignoramus Wrote: I think I'd rather fuck a kangaroo! ..............Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

and what experience are you going to cite as your basis of comparison ?
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