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Member Awards 2016!
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(8th January 2017, 02:19)Whateverist Wrote:
(8th January 2017, 01:02)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.


I don't mind.

Did I miss something?
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I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(8th January 2017, 02:51)c172 Wrote: I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided

You sick bastard!
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(8th January 2017, 01:02)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

So what? You'd have a franchise to sell onion milkshakes to other people - you don't have to consume the shakes yourself (although I think you're really missing out on a wonderful treat. Pity.).

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(8th January 2017, 01:02)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

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(8th January 2017, 02:45)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(8th January 2017, 02:19)Whateverist Wrote: I don't mind.

Did I miss something?

some near lethal farts in the break room apparently . . . .
Heptaclavianism:
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday


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Heptaclavianism:
the belief that seven nails were used to crucify Jesus Christ; three on Maundy Thursday, and four on Good Friday


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(8th January 2017, 02:51)c172 Wrote: I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided

What about onion milkshakes?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(8th January 2017, 12:23)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: 1hairo.jpg]

ALL 3 PLEASE!

In the mouth 4000!!!!
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(8th January 2017, 01:02)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

Shake the milk until the lactose is gone, idiot!
"You are what the whole universe is doing in the same way that a wave is what the whole ocean is doing. The real you is not a puppet which life pushes around. The real deep down you ... is the whole universe."

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