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Member Awards 2016!
RE: Member Awards 2016!
(8th January 2017, 02:19)Whateverist Wrote:
(8th January 2017, 01:02)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.


I don't mind.

Did I miss something?
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I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(8th January 2017, 02:51)c172 Wrote: I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided

You sick bastard!
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RE: Member Awards 2016!
(8th January 2017, 01:02)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

So what? You'd have a franchise to sell onion milkshakes to other people - you don't have to consume the shakes yourself (although I think you're really missing out on a wonderful treat. Pity.).

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(8th January 2017, 01:02)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

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Those we love are never really lost to us - we feel them in so many special ways-
through friends they always cared about and dreams they left behind, in beauty that they added to our days... in words of wisdom we still carry with us and memories that never will be gone... Those we love are never really lost to us - For everywhere their special love lives on.
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(8th January 2017, 02:45)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(8th January 2017, 02:19)Whateverist Wrote: I don't mind.

Did I miss something?

some near lethal farts in the break room apparently . . . .

"Your wife don't suck your dick like that does she?"



"Yeah, she does, and she gets it all over her fucking face. That's about a hundred dollar load, bud ."
























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"Your wife don't suck your dick like that does she?"



"Yeah, she does, and she gets it all over her fucking face. That's about a hundred dollar load, bud ."
























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(8th January 2017, 02:51)c172 Wrote: I can do onions. Not milkshakes, though.  Undecided

What about onion milkshakes?
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(8th January 2017, 12:23)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: 1hairo.jpg]

ALL 3 PLEASE!

In the mouth 4000!!!!
Those we love are never really lost to us - we feel them in so many special ways-
through friends they always cared about and dreams they left behind, in beauty that they added to our days... in words of wisdom we still carry with us and memories that never will be gone... Those we love are never really lost to us - For everywhere their special love lives on.
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RE: Member Awards 2016!
(8th January 2017, 01:02)c172 Wrote: I'm lactose intolerant.

Shake the milk until the lactose is gone, idiot!
"When life begins, we are tender and weak.
When life ends, we are stiff and rigid.
All things, including the grass and the trees,
Are soft and pliable in life, dry and brittle in death.
So the soft and supple are the companions of life,
Whilst the stiff and unyielding are the companions of death.
An army that cannot yield will be defeated.
A tree that cannot bend will crack in the wind.
Thus, by nature's own decree,
The hard and strong are defeated,
Whilst the soft and gentle are triumphant."
                                                           
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