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If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst

Poll: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst Would You Eat Your Own Shit and Drink Your Own Piss?
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If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:06 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 8:59 pm)JROHAN Wrote: I figured I might as well create a topic that was right up your...


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Nice, sneaking in that rightwing shit into a totally unrelated thread. So, no, I won't answer the OP. There's a good chance it's troll shit anyway.
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:08 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2017 at 9:10 pm by JROHAN.)
If you really want to hurt my feelings

you can do so by...crapping your pants

Go for it!!

Make me cry!!

Tongue

Besides, it's not so strange for a dog to eat his own shit, doggie man
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:12 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 9:04 pm)The Gentleman Bastard Wrote: Since both are full of toxins your body is trying to get rid of, reingesting them will simply hasten your demise.

Now THERE is a good analogy for the WLB.
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:18 pm
Get real.

If you were dying of thirst you wouldn't drink your own pee?
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:19 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 9:02 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No to both, and the nutritive value of both is nil.

Alternate question: If you join an atheist message board, would you post questions/comments having to do with atheism, or would you be an insufferable twat because Mummy wouldn't buy you a subscription to 'Big Hooter Vixens'?

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What?? These types of threads are great!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:30 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2017 at 9:36 pm by JROHAN.)
Okay, let me modify the question.

Suppose you spent the day before you began dying of hunger and thirst

Stuffing yourself with organic vegetables and fruits

and drinking organic juices

What's your answer now?

After all, your body would be so flooded with good and healthy things

all the excess would be coming out of your ass!!!


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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:42 pm
I figure if I was dying of hunger and thirst, it would mean I hadn't peed or pooped in a day or two. So I might not be able to, even if I wanted. I probably wouldn't be able to anyway.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:44 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 9:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: What?? These types of threads are great!

Don't you notice the ulterior motif by now? It's just an attempt at trolling by sneaking in some lame memes. And that's already more attention than this deserves.
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:47 pm
Angry troll is still angry

Oh and get some new insults and new pictures your bag of tricks have gotten old fast

Oh and at no actual point did you ever try and reason unless mindlessly yelling at people is your concept of reason
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 9:49 pm
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!!!

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