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If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst

Poll: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst Would You Eat Your Own Shit and Drink Your Own Piss?
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If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 11:05 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2017 at 11:05 pm by ErGingerbreadMandude.)
(January 21, 2017 at 11:03 pm)Orochi Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 10:54 pm)pool the great Wrote: I hear jizz is full of protein

I'm sure you would know intimately pool

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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 21, 2017 at 11:41 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 11:05 pm)pool the great Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 11:03 pm)Orochi Wrote: I'm sure you would know intimately pool

Homophobe Wink

saying you like sperm is not homophobia

saying it's wrong that you fuck other men would be and i have not said so
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 22, 2017 at 3:51 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2017 at 4:44 am by ignoramus.)
Remember guys!

It's only the receiver who is gay!
The giver is just closing his eyes and sticking it in a hole.
That's a very natural thing to do...

Signed: Jim the goat fucker.
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 22, 2017 at 4:01 am
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 22, 2017 at 10:49 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2017 at 10:52 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 22, 2017 at 10:51 am (This post was last modified: January 22, 2017 at 10:52 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 21, 2017 at 9:03 pm)JROHAN Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 9:02 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No to both, and the nutritive value of both is nil.

Alternate question:  If you join an atheist message board, would you post questions/comments having to do with atheism, or would you be an insufferable twat because Mummy wouldn't buy you a subscription to 'Big Hooter Vixens'?

Boru


Start YOUR OWN poll topic thread, Bozo

I'm tired of trying to be serious with you fucking idiots!!

Actually, Boru is epic and you are a bell-end.
(January 21, 2017 at 11:05 pm)pool the great Wrote:
(January 21, 2017 at 11:03 pm)Orochi Wrote: I'm sure you would know intimately pool

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He didn't say anything homophobic. So methinks you are projecting.
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 24, 2017 at 1:24 am
It rains a lot here, so I would get some water from somewhere. I wouldn't ever drink my urine or eat my own shit. That's just disgusting.
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 24, 2017 at 8:25 am (This post was last modified: January 24, 2017 at 8:26 am by LastPoet.)
(January 24, 2017 at 1:24 am)Bella Morte Wrote: It rains a lot here, so I would get some water from somewhere. I wouldn't ever drink my urine or eat my own shit. That's just disgusting.

Haha, yeah. It rains alot there.  Here I would just squeeze the dew from leaves in the morning de-icing. And then eat the leaves.

It has been a dry winter here. Sunny, but chilly as fuck.

In other matters, I think I would convert easily, if it rained beer. In this weather, it would come chilly as I like it.
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If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 24, 2017 at 8:32 am
Can I cook the poo on a stick over an open fire?
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RE: If You Were Dying of Hunger and Thirst
January 24, 2017 at 2:36 pm
(January 24, 2017 at 8:32 am)KUSA Wrote: Can I cook the poo on a stick over an open fire?

I'll skip Christmas at yours next year.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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