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Atheist Churches
#11
RE: Atheist Churches
(January 27, 2017 at 6:07 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Our mingling here is enough atheist-themed time for me so no thanks.

Yep. Away from these august boards, none of this stuff is a factor for me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: Atheist Churches
I'm the opposite.
I've got "nothing" all over the house in honour of no god!
Every time I go out, all I can think about and talk about is non god related topics!
I'm fucking out of control I tell ya!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#13
RE: Atheist Churches
Fundy atheist bastard!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#14
RE: Atheist Churches
Don't make me come over and not kill you in honour of said non god!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#15
RE: Atheist Churches
Do atheist churches observe the 4th Commandment = "And none shall appear before me empty-handed"?
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#16
RE: Atheist Churches
(January 27, 2017 at 7:57 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Don't make me come over and not kill you in honour of said non god!

ANTI-JIHAD!!!!!!!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#17
RE: Atheist Churches
As long as when I die, I receive 72 non virgins! (I'm a little uneasy in tight places)


Naughty
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#18
RE: Atheist Churches
(January 27, 2017 at 6:15 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Do we get a free ride tax exemption?

To every tax regulation there is an exception, within every piece of legislation there is a loophole. You just have to be prepared to beat your brains out on the desk working your way through the code.
Just remember; Avoidance is legal, evasion is illegal.
Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
-Esquilax

Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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#19
RE: Atheist Churches
(January 27, 2017 at 8:12 pm)Mr Greene Wrote:
(January 27, 2017 at 6:15 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Do we get a free ride tax exemption?

To every tax regulation there is an exception, within every piece of legislation there is a loophole. You just have to be prepared to beat your brains out on the desk working your way through the code.

I want the IRS declaration.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#20
RE: Atheist Churches
(January 27, 2017 at 8:03 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(January 27, 2017 at 7:57 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Don't make me come over and not kill you in honour of said non god!

ANTI-JIHAD!!!!!!!

I wish I can laugh at your joke, but.........innappropriate at current destination, destination hell, mwahahaha.

Yeah, there should be an athiest church somewhere.
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