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God isn't all powerful
#11
RE: God isn't all powerful
You can be omni powerful AND omnilazy if you want?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#12
RE: God isn't all powerful
(January 29, 2017 at 4:56 am)Aoi Magi Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 4:20 am)robvalue Wrote: He can't even write a book that properly describes himself as all-powerful. Yet another way in which I'm more powerful than God.

you haven't written your book on that topic yet though  Dodgy

I'm all-powerful. No weaknesses. Especially not fucking iron wheelbarrows.

The end.
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#13
RE: God isn't all powerful
No. Nor is He all bad. It just seems that way sometimes.
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#14
RE: God isn't all powerful
(January 31, 2017 at 11:12 am)robvalue Wrote:
(January 29, 2017 at 4:56 am)Aoi Magi Wrote: you haven't written your book on that topic yet though  Dodgy

I'm all-powerful. No weaknesses. Especially not fucking iron wheelbarrows.

The end.

Hmm, so you are all powerful huh? Let's just see your missuses opinion on that Tongue
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#15
RE: God isn't all powerful
(January 27, 2017 at 11:19 pm)dyresand Wrote: The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, 
but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.

So Judah and his mean with god couldn't even defeat one of these. 
[Image: 1-iron-chariot1.jpg]

how the hell do you expect him to defeat one of these
[Image: m1a2_abrams.jpg]

My guess...carry a box full of rocks and stale bread around it while blowing a ram's horn seven times. That usually works.
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