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Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 12:34 am
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news...udge-hears
Man steals 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint by hiding it in his rectum
On one hand it's a federal offense on the other there is just no way that can't be funny on the other repeated word hand OUCH
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 12:37 am
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I've heard of people who had money coming out their ass, but this is ridiculous.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 12:39 am
(February 3, 2017 at 12:37 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I've heard of people who had money coming out their ass, but this is ridiculous.
Bravo
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 12:40 am
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Don't they have metal detectors in the mint?
What was he thinking?
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 12:42 am
(February 3, 2017 at 12:40 am)ignoramus Wrote: Don't they have metal detectors in the mint?
Yup and they triggered but no body in million years thought the gold would be in his ass . And to be fair I probably would not either
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 12:47 am
Yeah but when the metal detector goes off, doesn't the fat dude with the shirt coming out of his pants have to use the little wand?
If it kept going off right over his butthole, I'd look at him in the eyeball and see how much he was sweating. Then I'd call somebody because I ain't getting paid enough to be digging around in bootyholes.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 12:53 am
(February 3, 2017 at 12:47 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Yeah but when the metal detector goes off, doesn't the fat dude with the shirt coming out of his pants have to use the little wand?
If it kept going off right over his butthole, I'd look at him in the eyeball and see how much he was sweating. Then I'd call somebody because I ain't getting paid enough to be digging around in bootyholes.
Apparently he was able to BS his way out of the examinations
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