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Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
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Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news...udge-hears

Man steals 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint by hiding it in his rectum


On one hand it's a federal offense on the other there is just no way that can't be funny on the other repeated word hand OUCH
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
I've heard of people who had money coming out their ass, but this is ridiculous.

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(February 3, 2017 at 12:37 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I've heard of people who had money coming out their ass, but this is ridiculous.

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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
Don't they have metal detectors in the mint? Dunno What was he thinking?
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(February 3, 2017 at 12:40 am)ignoramus Wrote: Don't they have metal detectors in the mint?  Dunno

Yup and they triggered but no body in million years thought the gold would be in his ass . And to  be fair I probably would not either
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
Yeah but when the metal detector goes off, doesn't the fat dude with the shirt coming out of his pants have to use the little wand?

If it kept going off right over his butthole, I'd look at him in the eyeball and see how much he was sweating. Then I'd call somebody because I ain't getting paid enough to be digging around in bootyholes.
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(February 3, 2017 at 12:47 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Yeah but when the metal detector goes off, doesn't the fat dude with the shirt coming out of his pants have to use the little wand?

If it kept going off right over his butthole, I'd look at him in the eyeball and see how much he was sweating. Then I'd call somebody because I ain't getting paid enough to be digging around in bootyholes.

Apparently  he was able to BS his way out of the examinations
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(February 3, 2017 at 12:47 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Yeah but when the metal detector goes off, doesn't the fat dude with the shirt coming out of his pants have to use the little wand?

If it kept going off right over his butthole, I'd look at him in the eyeball and see how much he was sweating. Then I'd call somebody because I ain't getting paid enough to be digging around in bootyholes.

like I need even more incentives . . .
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That must have hurt... Undecided
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(February 3, 2017 at 12:57 am)Bella Morte Wrote: That must have hurt... Undecided

That 100% depends on how many sessions he did at Vorlon's Spa and Resort.
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