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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 1:03 am
(February 3, 2017 at 12:57 am)Bella Morte Wrote: That must have hurt...
Just what I was thinking ouch and it must not have been fun extracting it
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 1:06 am
If I had 170k of anything in my butt, I would be taking the world's most valuable shit and loving every painful, tear inducing minute of it. Most fun I'd ever had to effectively quadruple my net worth in one shit.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 1:18 am
170 kilos....that's just fucking greedy.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 1:23 am
Well that's 170,000 in the play money the Canadians seem to fancy . . . .
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 5:34 am
Like a mineshaft, you mean to say?
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 7:19 am
If I ever got caught stealing that much gold, I'd be shitting bricks too! hehe
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 8:17 am
Apologies. I have no restraint.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 8:22 am
One more reason to wash your hands after handling money.
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RE: Man smuggles 170k in gold from the Ottawa mint in his rectum
February 3, 2017 at 10:44 am
Just wait 'til the boys in the joint hear why he's in lock up.