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Noah
#21
RE: Noah
In Wales it's called a drought.
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#22
RE: Noah
(February 12, 2017 at 10:56 am)HairyCyclist Wrote: Where did he keep the moles?

Sod the moles, where did he keep the woodworms?
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#23
RE: Noah
(February 12, 2017 at 2:01 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(February 11, 2017 at 5:41 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: The flood came, but Noah survived.

It rained for forty days and forty nights, in Scotland that is known as Summer.

Sounds like the current Wellington "summer"
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#24
RE: Noah
(February 12, 2017 at 4:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(February 12, 2017 at 10:56 am)HairyCyclist Wrote: Where did he keep the moles?

Sod the moles, where did he keep the woodworms?

Well it's lucky he had a pair of woodpeckers on board! Dodgy
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#25
RE: Noah
(February 12, 2017 at 7:30 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(February 12, 2017 at 4:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Sod the moles, where did he keep the woodworms?

Well it's lucky he had a pair of woodpeckers on board! Dodgy

Why?

Didn't they have real peckers?
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#26
RE: Noah
Just Noah himself.
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#27
RE: Noah
(February 12, 2017 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Just Noah himself.

I thought he was more of a scrote...?
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#28
RE: Noah
That proves it's all bollocks.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#29
RE: Noah
(February 12, 2017 at 9:00 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That proves it's all bollocks.

Awwwww, nuts!
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#30
RE: Noah
Don't go off half cocked! You'll only make it hard for yourself!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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