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RE: Noah
February 12, 2017 at 3:32 pm
In Wales it's called a drought.
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RE: Noah
February 12, 2017 at 4:57 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 10:56 am)HairyCyclist Wrote: Where did he keep the moles?
Sod the moles, where did he keep the woodworms?
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RE: Noah
February 12, 2017 at 4:59 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 2:01 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (February 11, 2017 at 5:41 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: The flood came, but Noah survived.
It rained for forty days and forty nights, in Scotland that is known as Summer.
Sounds like the current Wellington "summer"
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RE: Noah
February 12, 2017 at 7:30 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 4:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: (February 12, 2017 at 10:56 am)HairyCyclist Wrote: Where did he keep the moles?
Sod the moles, where did he keep the woodworms?
Well it's lucky he had a pair of woodpeckers on board!
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RE: Noah
February 12, 2017 at 8:01 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 7:30 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (February 12, 2017 at 4:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Sod the moles, where did he keep the woodworms?
Well it's lucky he had a pair of woodpeckers on board! ![Dodgy Dodgy](https://atheistforums.org/images/smilies/dodgy.gif)
Why?
Didn't they have real peckers?
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RE: Noah
February 12, 2017 at 8:06 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 8:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Just Noah himself.
I thought he was more of a scrote...?
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RE: Noah
February 12, 2017 at 9:00 pm
That proves it's all bollocks.
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RE: Noah
February 12, 2017 at 9:03 pm
(February 12, 2017 at 9:00 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That proves it's all bollocks.
Awwwww, nuts!
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RE: Noah
February 12, 2017 at 9:05 pm
Don't go off half cocked! You'll only make it hard for yourself!
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