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RE: Add "ing" to the last of your favorite movie
February 17, 2017 at 1:54 pm
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Spider-manning- Finally sheds light on the gross sex move.
Ant-Manning- A tiny quarterback ironically joins the New York Giants to thwart the villain Tom Brady. In the sequel, he lives up to his team's namesake by becoming Giant-Manning.
Pumping Ironing- An Austrian bodybuilder prepares his best speedo for the big compitition.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Add "ing" to the last of your favorite movie
February 17, 2017 at 2:01 pm
The Martianing - a taught, tense thriller about the infiltration of Earth's governments by Martians...or is it? Is Mark Watney just losing his mind?
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RE: Add "ing" to the last of your favorite movie
February 17, 2017 at 2:02 pm
The Dark Knighting - the Queen has less than ideal lighting for her Knighting ceremony
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RE: Add "ing" to the last of your favorite movie
February 17, 2017 at 2:46 pm
Gone with the Winding - A documentary about the invention of battery powered timepieces.
Fight Clubbing - a multiple personality disorder suffering man discovers his true self at a hip hop club.
American History Xing - The troubling story of the dark history of Crosswalk guards in America.
JawSing - A musical starring a friendly singing shark.
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RE: Add "ing" to the last of your favorite movie
February 17, 2017 at 2:58 pm
The Happeninging- Humanity fights back against the floral uprising.Twist ending- The humans are controlled by rocks? Wtf, M. Night?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Add "ing" to the last of your favorite movie
February 17, 2017 at 3:03 pm
"La La Landing" - a heart-warming story of a stuttering pilot...
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RE: Add "ing" to the last of your favorite movie
February 17, 2017 at 3:31 pm
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Truman showing - an exhibitionist's tale
The Flashing - same but with t*ts
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Add "ing" to the last of your favorite movie
February 17, 2017 at 3:49 pm
Life of Brianing - yeah, bitches.
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