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Funny things your kids say
#11
RE: Funny things your kids say
(February 28, 2017 at 10:38 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I was making fun of my daughter the other day.
I said, 'I'm Miri', and started talking with an 'um' between every word.
She said, 'I'm daddy, I really love this tv show' and then she made a heap of snoring noises. :-)

Disrespectful child!

You know what the bible says!!







Good thing it says nothing we pay any attention to...

Big Grin
Dying to live, living to die.
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#12
RE: Funny things your kids say
I'll come back to this thread when I lose my sanity and produce some kiddos.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#13
RE: Funny things your kids say
(February 28, 2017 at 10:38 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I was making fun of my daughter the other day.
I said, 'I'm Miri', and started talking with an 'um' between every word.
She said, 'I'm daddy, I really love this tv show' and then she made a heap of snoring noises. :-)

Good one! Lol
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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#14
RE: Funny things your kids say
" Jesus christ dad, I'm your kid. I'm 28 and I'm supposed to be allowed on your lawn. The hose thing is getting really old."
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#15
RE: Funny things your kids say
Yeah, there's two things I specifically wanted with my kid, to be intelligent and have a sense of humour.
I got beautiful and a kind heart thrown in as a bonus.
I don't feel like I had a lot of luck in my youth, I was very troubled.
Well, she more than makes up for it.
Since she was born, these have been the happiest days of my life.
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#16
RE: Funny things your kids say
Actually he just usually says "um, wut?"
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#17
RE: Funny things your kids say
This is one my eldest son did...but didn't say.

We were driving to visit my parents, and he asked if we were going to see "papa". I said, "Yes, if you hold your mouth right." It got real quiet in the back seat of the car, so I looked in the mirror, to see that he had both hands over his mouth! Big Grin
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#18
RE: Funny things your kids say
My family was over for dinner and I went out and bought a stack of pizzas.
Mum chipped in $20 for it.
Whilst eating my daughter finally lost that wobbly tooth.
We wrapped it in tissue and put it under her pillow at bedtime.
She asked me how much she would get and I said one or two dollars maybe.
She said, 'is that all.'
I said, 'how much did you think you were gonna get?'
She said, 'well, I saw grandma give you $20.'
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#19
RE: Funny things your kids say
(February 28, 2017 at 10:38 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I was making fun of my daughter the other day.
I said, 'I'm Miri', and started talking with an 'um' between every word.
She said, 'I'm daddy, I really love this tv show' and then she made a heap of snoring noises. :-)

Aww.  Big Grin
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#20
RE: Funny things your kids say
(March 1, 2017 at 6:44 am)Little lunch Wrote: My family was over for dinner and I went out and bought a stack of pizzas.
Mum chipped in $20 for it.
Whilst eating my daughter finally lost that wobbly tooth.
We wrapped it in tissue and put it under her pillow at bedtime.
She asked me how much she would get and I said one or two dollars maybe.
She said, 'is that all.'
I said, 'how much did you think you were gonna get?'
She said, 'well, I saw grandma give you $20.'

Gee, that third line really hits home the importance of commas.
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