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Hiyah.
#41
RE: Hiyah.
(October 19, 2018 at 6:42 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote:
(October 19, 2018 at 6:41 pm)Fireball Wrote: Woah. How do you do it so well? I'll have to study your methods. Thumb up

8 kisses for every 92 slaps in the face.. Not a bad returnSmile

I wasn't a "beat around the bush" (go punsters!) kind of guy when I was roaming the meat markets of Miami back in the '70s. I seldom got slapped.
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#42
RE: Hiyah.
(October 20, 2018 at 5:29 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 19, 2018 at 6:42 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: 8 kisses for every 92 slaps in the face.. Not a bad returnSmile

I wasn't a "beat around the bush" (go punsters!) kind of guy when I was roaming the meat markets of Miami back in the '70s. I seldom got slapped.

I have a pretty pathetic track record, and a numb left cheek.
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#43
RE: Hiyah.
(October 20, 2018 at 5:38 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote:
(October 20, 2018 at 5:29 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I wasn't a "beat around the bush" (go punsters!) kind of guy when I was roaming the meat markets of Miami back in the '70s. I seldom got slapped.

I have a pretty pathetic track record, and a numb left cheek.

Did you try stuffing newspapers down your pants? [Image: 767.gif]
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#44
RE: Hiyah.
My username is a track record. "Not even if you were the last poet on earth!"

That's a way to turn a man's heart into cold black coal.
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#45
RE: Hiyah.
(October 20, 2018 at 6:45 am)LastPoet Wrote: My username is a track record. "Not even if you were the last poet on earth!"

That's a way to turn a man's heart into cold black coal.

Squeeze that coal hard  enough, him diamond.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#46
RE: Hiyah.
(October 20, 2018 at 7:34 am)Fireball Wrote:
(October 20, 2018 at 6:45 am)LastPoet Wrote: My username is a track record. "Not even if you were the last poet on earth!"

That's a way to turn a man's heart into cold black coal.

Squeeze that coal hard  enough, him diamond.

You saw that episode of Superman?
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#47
RE: Hiyah.
(October 20, 2018 at 7:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 20, 2018 at 7:34 am)Fireball Wrote: Squeeze that coal hard  enough, him diamond.

You saw that episode of Superman?

I don't recall. The "him diamond" is from a Pratchett story.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#48
RE: Hiyah.
(October 20, 2018 at 8:57 am)Fireball Wrote:
(October 20, 2018 at 7:48 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You saw that episode of Superman?

I don't recall. The "him diamond" is from a Pratchett story.

Some uga-booga natives had a big idol with diamonds for eyes, cut and faceted like de Beers, of course. A bad guy stole one and Superman kept the piece by squeezing a lump of coal into a perfect match for the missing stone, right down to the facets. Pratchett may have seen this.
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#49
RE: Hiyah.
(October 20, 2018 at 6:35 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 20, 2018 at 5:38 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: I have a pretty pathetic track record, and a numb left cheek.

Did you try stuffing newspapers down your pants? [Image: 767.gif]

Tried it down the front... It impressed nobody.
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#50
RE: Hiyah.
(October 21, 2018 at 3:36 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote:
(October 20, 2018 at 6:35 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Did you try stuffing newspapers down your pants? [Image: 767.gif]

Tried it down the front... It impressed nobody.

Try rolling it up. Doh

I used to stuff a newspaper up under my jacket when I was riding in LA in the "winter". (Temps below 60° F.) Kept the wind off the torso. Also good for slowing down knife stabs. Or so I've heard.
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