Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity)

[The Valkyrie]

Other countries: I don't like that countries exist at all

I'm working on a viral agent that should solve the problem of other countries...

[Athene]

Never cared for Latveria, and all those goddamned robotic soldiers.

[brewer]

In their parlance, Bizarro World is the greatest place ever!!!!!

[Brian37]

I'm, sorry but as an American we do have horrible baggage in our past. Slavery, genocide of Native Americans, Japanese internment camps in WW2, denial of women's right to vote and even today right wing assholes who still want to deny LGBT equal rights and still think "die quickly" is a good health care system.

Things i do like about America, so far, it produced skeptics too. Jefferson although a deist railed against pulpit politics. It allowed migrants like Hitchens and Ayaan Hirsi Ali.

But if ok, how the fuck do Australians pee and shit upside down? And outside cute Koala Bears half your fucking animals can kill you? Your nation was started as a penal colony. I admit, I like Fosters dark beer better than pisswater swill Budwiser.

Canada, I love your Prime Minster, but fuck you man, keep your cold weather. And I used to like watching the NHL until like most pro sports, you had to put adds EVEN UNDER THE FUCKING ICE.

India, love your curry, but some of your spices make me want to gag.

Arab world, thank you for the Algebra but would you please QUIT BLOWING SHIT UP?

Japan, love how neat and clean you keep your cities, but I was severely disappointed when I first started dating my x wife and found out that the neither regions are not in the same direction as the eyes, I EXPECTED A VARIETY!. And who the fuck wants a giant lizard stomping all over your capital?

Ireland, can you get your Catholics and Protestants to get along?

Mexico, love your food, but can you please make it so people can drink your water?

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Italy love your ancient history, but please stop sending us your mafia and tell the Pope to mind his own fucking business. Love your food though.

[Jello]

Other countries: I don't like that countries exist at all

I'm working on a viral agent that should solve the problem of other countries...

Well i guess that technically would solve it, to be fair

[The Valkyrie]

I'm working on a viral agent that should solve the problem of other countries...

Well i guess that technically would solve it, to be fair

Well, I have been called a genius before.  I have also been called a "sociopath",  a "danger to the community at large", and, once, I was called, "put the chainsaw down, lady, before someone gets hurt!".

[Brian37]

Israel thank you for Mel Brooks, but please DITCH BIBI, he is a fucking asshole.

[paulpablo]

Talking about pretty much every country warmer than the UK, I don't like their large flying insects/ dangerous animals.

England pretty much has it perfect.  No bears or lions, a few large moths and dragon flies in the summertime. 

Talking about every country colder than the UK, I hate the cold.  The UK has enough of it, if your country has more, then that's more than enough, and that's too much.

[The Valkyrie]

Talking about pretty much every country warmer than the UK, I don't like their large flying insects/ dangerous animals.

England pretty much has it perfect.  No bears or lions, a few large moths and dragon flies in the summertime. 

Talking about every country colder than the UK, I hate the cold.  The UK has enough of it, if your country has more, then that's more than enough, and that's too much.

Yes, I miss the UK.

Where you know it's a fine day when the rain isn't horizontal.

[vorlon13]

UK:

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