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#51
RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 9:23 pm
Quote:Fortunately I had dental work done that fixed my teeth.

Why did 'god' give you shitty teeth.  Is he a sadist?  Some fucking god you have there.
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#52
RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 9:57 pm
I do hope Hopey properly thanked the Orthodontist, rather than giving the credit to his or her imaginary friend. More often than not, it seems that a believer has misattributed the hard work and knowledge of real people for divine intervention.
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#53
RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 10:03 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 9:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Fortunately I had dental work done that fixed my teeth.

Why did 'god' give you shitty teeth.  Is he a sadist?  Some fucking god you have there.

To lead them to Jesus of course. It worked, apparently. A miracle. Praise the Lord.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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#54
RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 10:11 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 8:18 pm)Astreja Wrote:
(May 7, 2017 at 6:18 am)hopey Wrote: I actually have plenty of personal evidence, evidences that God has shown me. I know, not just believe. I believe if you are open God can show you Himself too.

I do not consider your testimony to be evidence.

And if your god can't deal with my unbelief then it isn't much of a god, is it?  If it exists it probably knows where to find me and how to convince me.  Your services are not required, mortal.


His 'god' obviously can deal with your disbelief. You haven't experienced any unexplainable smiting of late, have you?
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RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 10:36 pm
I feel bad for theists sometimes. Sometimes. I was them for so many years. I deeply believed it all. I was devoted. I just wanted to save everyone from eternal hell. Until I realized it was all a joke. Then I knew that I had really been arrogant all along, even when I thought I was being humble.
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#56
RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 10:36 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 10:11 pm)Whateverist Wrote: His 'god' obviously can deal with your disbelief.  You haven't experienced any unexplainable smiting of late, have you?

On the contrary, things have been going rather well lately.  I'm finding contractors who show up when they say they're going to show up (gasp!), I'm getting parking spots in prime locations in busy parking lots, my writing muse is back in town, and in the last 3-4 days I've managed to relocate mass quantities of concrete, compost and soil without a visitation from the Lumbar Faerie.

Something fishy is going on.  Maybe Yahweh the Stupid missed his optometrist appointment again and hit some other part of the world by mistake.
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#57
RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 11:26 pm
Quote:I feel bad for theists sometimes.

Like heartburn that feeling will pass.
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RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 11:50 pm
[Image: I-Swear-If-Anyone-Says-Thank-God-After-T...ack-In.jpg]

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#59
RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 11:53 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 11:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: I-Swear-If-Anyone-Says-Thank-God-After-T...ack-In.jpg]


Either that or insist on a payment of a virgin and a burnt offering in addition to your regular fee.
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RE: Bugs Bunny
May 7, 2017 at 11:54 pm
(May 7, 2017 at 11:53 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(May 7, 2017 at 11:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: [Image: I-Swear-If-Anyone-Says-Thank-God-After-T...ack-In.jpg]


Either that or insist on a payment of a virgin and a burnt offering in addition to your regular fee.

I've heard enough complaints about doctors "playing god".

Well, if he can't heal you, perhaps we can!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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