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Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
#11
RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
(May 12, 2017 at 2:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Another ass-fucking for Adam and Eve.

The talking snake smirked at you: For it was happy to get off scot free.

"No ass fucking for me!" it cheered.

And off it slivered, and merrily so. Clive was a happy serpent. The end.
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#12
RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
When I saw the words statuesque and dinosaur in the same sentence, I though we finally proved some bipedal dinosaur did indeed walk fully upright and had boobs.
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#13
RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
Her name is Sarah Palin.
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RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
(May 12, 2017 at 3:15 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: When I saw the words statuesque and dinosaur in the same sentence, I though we finally proved some bipedal dinosaur did indeed walk fully upright and had boobs.

Shit, you caught me click-baitin'.

(May 12, 2017 at 4:04 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Her name is Sarah Palin.

Pretty sure she's not that smart.

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RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
(May 12, 2017 at 2:19 pm)Orochi Wrote: Actually the thing they will more likely attack is "why is it in suck good condition " or some shit . it will go back to the tired "how did it last for millions of years canard" they did this shit with the Lazarus bacteria . They did this with organics in fossils . They will continue to do it with every discovery we make.

(bolding mine) I think Freud just slipped...

Boru
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RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
(May 12, 2017 at 5:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 12, 2017 at 2:19 pm)Orochi Wrote: Actually the thing they will more likely attack is "why is it in suck good condition " or some shit . it will go back to the tired "how did it last for millions of years canard" they did this shit with the Lazarus bacteria . They did this with organics in fossils . They will continue to do it with every discovery we make.

(bolding mine) I think Freud just slipped...

Boru

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RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
(May 12, 2017 at 12:58 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: You know what theists are thinking, though.

Rather than actually finding the fossil in the rock, the scientists are shaping fossils from the rock.

Or Maybe this:



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RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
That is fucking amazing to look at.
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RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
It's extremely awesome looking.

As a kid I'd have got so excited my head would probably have exploded.

I know hundreds of dinosaurs... if people mention them I know them.

As a child I used to be able to list them all. Even the super rare ones.

I still know them all I just can't recall them all out of nowhere anymore.

Of course I could still list plenty more than most people.

I love dinosaurs. Whenever I try to do that steam of consciousness writing where you write supposedly random thoughts (it's impossible for a human to do truly random behavior... hence why people develop patterns in Rock Paper Scissors no matter how much they try not to)... I always end up writing the word "dinosaur" into it somewhere lol.

And if I tell myself "Think a random thought". The first thought I get is almost always "Dinosaur!"

That happens so often... it's clearly not fucking random lol.

Childhood obsession coming through.
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#20
RE: Statuesque dinosaur fossil discovered
Interestingly enough, I was never into dinosaurs as a kid.

In fact, I never got into dinosaurs until I read Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton when I was a teenager.
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