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[brewer]

Those nails... how can you use a computer keyboard with them?!

lmao you would be the one to focus on that instead of what I'm holding

And I dunno I type just fine, they don't hinder anything. They aren't fake so they are pretty strong and none of my keyboards are the flat key kind...

Something tells me they may go away in a few weeks. What's the due date?

[mlmooney89]

lmao you would be the one to focus on that instead of what I'm holding

And I dunno I type just fine, they don't hinder anything. They aren't fake so they are pretty strong and none of my keyboards are the flat key kind...

No laptop?
Flat keyboards are the best, I don't care what the "cool kids" say!

I don't really use my laptop. Most of the stuff I do is on my work computer or my phone. Right now the lappy is collecting dust in its bag under the couch lol. My favorite keyboard was from the Windows 95 or 8 and was divided and raised up. It was awesome. Flat keyboards make it hard to feel where the keys are.

lmao you would be the one to focus on that instead of what I'm holding

And I dunno I type just fine, they don't hinder anything. They aren't fake so they are pretty strong and none of my keyboards are the flat key kind...

Something tells me they may go away in a few weeks. What's the due date?

Lol what is going away? My nails? Why would my nails go away just because I have a baby? I'm confuzled. She is due the 15th of Dec but due to it being a high risk pregnancy my doctor said he will most likely induce a week early to avoid complications.

[J a c k]

Baby faces and butts (when wiping) tend to get in the way of nails. Damn babies! So clumsy!

[brewer]

Something tells me they may go away in a few weeks. What's the due date?

Lol what is going away? My nails? Why would my nails go away just because I have a baby? I'm confuzled. She is due the 15th of Dec but due to it being a high risk pregnancy my doctor said he will most likely induce a week early to avoid complications.

Should I tell you or let you figure it out on your own? Hmmmmm..............

I'll give you a hint. How well do you like cleaning under them?

Edit: Losty Jack ruins my fun. Sorry Jack, senior moment.

[mlmooney89]

I don't think I've said this before but I did work at a daycare for 5 years so while I don't know what it's like to wake up to a screaming child I do know what it is like to take care of multiple kids at once. I was the nursery lead for about a year and we had 4 babies to one teacher or 10 to two and they always had us at 10. I was also the 2 year old lead for 6 months which meant I was in charge of 11 two year olds by myself. I only mention this cause when checking diapers at that age was dangerous for getting poop under the nails. I used to wipe snotty noses with only my thumb and wipe it on my scrubs. I've always had long nails and I like to keep them without nail polish and without jagged edges so I should be fine to keep my nails.

[pocaracas]

Consider it an advice: keep those nails short.
Baby skin is thin and delicate and they don't stand still... Better to do away with a potential source of harm and hardship, I'd say.

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And you can always grow them back after a couple of years.

[mlmooney89]

Eh if in five years I never scratched a kid despite being in charge of dozens at a time I think my one little girl can survive my nails. I shall keep them thank you very much lol.

[brewer]

Can't wait for the first run away poop story. Where is Alex???

[mlmooney89]

Can't wait for the first run away poop story. Where is Alex???

You want to hear a good one? Well it's not run away but the poop is moving very quickly lol

So picture this. 18 year old Mandy, only been working at the daycare for 6 months. 11 two year olds are running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Cute, sweet little Keith is digging in diaper. I go to stop him but he smiles really big, pulls out a handful of poop, runs off, and starts chasing the girls screaming that he is a poop monster named Keithasaurous. Then when I corner him he proceeds to smear the handful all over the walls. Of course his mother didn't believe that her little darling would ever do that because he is so well behaved at home...

[Cod]

Eh if in five years I never scratched a kid despite being in charge of dozens at a time I think my one little girl can survive my nails. I shall keep them thank you very much lol.

You would come in handy when I have an itchy back.