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[thesummerqueen]

So I was in a pretty bad way earlier. Crying hysterically, the whole nine yards. Ryft was kind enough to be the one to cheer me up, and somehow a portion of that was because we discovered that Google Hang Out had new face-tracking add on's.

"Wildly inappropriate" he says about this one.

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Also, I just found this in my mail, with a personalized note on the fly leaf from the man himself.

[Violet]

This is Ramim throwing a football, or a 'handegg,' if you prefer.

I love you, Rayaan

I'm 80% certain the reference was to me. This is because I'm very egotistical. Also because it's a term that is slow to catch.

[Rayaan]

I do think that "handegg" is a more accurate name than "football" because most of the time players throw the ball - with their hands - and the ball is not even shaped like a foot, but more like an egg except much longer. However, I still call it a "football" because that seems to be the accepted word by Americans and that's what I always hear them calling. I didn't hear anyone call the ball "handegg," so I don't say that either. Maybe some people say that, but I'm not sure.

I'm pretty sure that the reference is not to you, though. Also, I don't think that you get kicked and thrown around that often.

[Shell B]

Young Shelly drunk in a hotel.

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This is me at Ozzfest when I was 16 or 17. Yes, there is writing on my arm. I had a burn line that stayed for the entire summer. Wait, it was locobazooka, not Ozzfest.



The shirt says "Obviously my mother smoked, drank and dropped acid during pregnancy."

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

With all this feminine pulchritude I need a cold shower (or a wank)

[Violet]

With all this feminine pulchritude I need a cold shower (or a wank)

How's the pay?

And who says that there isn't hope for the younger generation?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

With all this feminine pulchritude I need a cold shower (or a wank)

How's the pay?

And who says that there isn't hope for the younger generation?

How about $100 an hour? I can pretty much guarantee about $150 and carpel tunnel syndrome.

[Cinjin]

This is Rayaan ...


















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This is an artists rendition of what Rayaan might look like were he to be happy.









...Allah, if you are real, could you please make your followers just happy enough to show us a smile once in awhile.

[Rayaan]

Excellent rendition, Cin. But still, I like the first photo much better.

Also, in my opinion, one's happiness cannot be judged even from a smile because happiness is an internal state of mind. It doesn't always reveal itself on a face.
I might be happier than you think I am. It's just that you don't know me well enough.

[KichigaiNeko]

You are beautiful Rayaan... smile a little