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[rexbeccarox]

Meh. We're just planning a double suicide. All in a day's flirt.

[thesummerqueen]

How Shakespearean. Carry on.

Fuck I'm drunk.

[robvalue]

Alice: I'm afraid England has beefed up its border control in light of the threats from Islam. Carrying a passport is considered suspicious, especially one that looks a bit too much like you. Also, they make you undergo two tests to see if you're a terrorist. Firstly, they ask you if you're a terrorist. If you pass that test, they ask you what the name of your imaginary friends are, and they... OK this bits pretty gruesome and offensive, I'll just put in tags:

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they draw a stick man and write the name of your imaginary friend above it.

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The reaction you get will tell you if you're dealing with a normal person or a deluded freakshow who can't be trusted to be around other people.

No terrorist has been able to pass both tests so far.

Thank you very much guys for your compliments about my playing I'm really glad you like it! I'll try and record some more.

Steel curtain: I'm not familiar with that so I don't know if this is a joke or not :p But I'll have a look!

Hey I know... I should do a challenge thing. I play some music and people have to figure out where it's from.

With regard to my bunnies, I think Magic (black) is a standard breed of bunny in England, but I don't know what the name of that would be. Jasmine however is a lion-head lop She has that wonderful mane of hair, which blows around in the wind! And lop means her ears naturally go down instead of up. It makes them a hilarious pair, as Magic's ears pop up as usual.

[robvalue]

And here is my other hairy daughter, Opal She is a very unusual cross, Jack russel with staffy.

It's a really dumb cross. The Jack will attack anything and the staffy won't back down! Which is why she is on a bit of string at all times when in public. She wouldn't hurt people, but she goes ape shit at other dogs for no apparent reason. She tried to take on a husky once.

Anyhow, the lives of my wife and myself revolve around her, and her every whim! Like my bunnies, and all previous pets, she is a rescue animal.

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As I have had literally a request for more videos, here's another video! This time I'm playing... with my bunnies! They want to meet you all. Sorry about the sound in the background. I thought I turned my chainsaw off properly but it appears not. Enjoy

http://youtu.be/m09Tgl-2Jb4

[robvalue]

Here's another video! My little doggy pretending to be good.

http://youtu.be/TcCRh3UUJmY

[h4ym4n]

Thanks a lot! I appreciate that I'll see if I can record some more stuff soon. Excellent, I'd love to hear some guitar. Never been able to get my head round that bad boy.

Sounds good rob. I've been teaching myself how to play the keyboard for the last three months. At least trying to learn the basics and reading sheet music before paying for lessons.

[Tonus]

Meh. We're just planning a double suicide. All in a day's flirt.

Appropriately enough, while we are discussing music! So which'll it be, Ozzy Osbourne or Billy Idol?

[robvalue]

Thanks you h4

Excellent! I hope it goes well. It's brought me a lot of pleasure throughout my life. I'm not very good at reading sheet music as it happens. I can interpret it, but I can't play while reading it at any sort of speed, unless it's really simple. I have to keep playing it through until I know it off by heart. I am amazed at people who can just read music like a book and thrash it out.

[RobbyPants]

The new beard, about a week in:

[Kitty Galore]

Just as nice above the waist too!