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June 14, 2017 at 5:12 pm
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Someone once told me that having a kid means that your own heart now beats outside your body. I get that, and it's totally true. As a corollary to that - having two kids... is the weirdest feeling.
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June 14, 2017 at 5:21 pm
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If she's sleeping and happy, I'm happy...
... and having a Laphroaig quarter cask. Cheers
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RE: Member Photos
June 14, 2017 at 8:00 pm
By the content look on her face, I'm confident she's almost resolved the double slit dilemma.
Get her some crayons, quick!
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RE: Member Photos
June 14, 2017 at 9:13 pm
(June 13, 2017 at 12:57 am)energizer bunny Wrote: ![[Image: 32523460103_4066821f32_b.jpg]](https://c1.staticflickr.com/4/3712/32523460103_4066821f32_b.jpg)
Um, does cooking half-naked make the cuisine taste better? 
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RE: Member Photos
June 14, 2017 at 9:24 pm
Special seasoning sauce!
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RE: Member Photos
June 15, 2017 at 1:18 am
(June 14, 2017 at 9:13 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Um, does cooking half-naked make the cuisine taste better?
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Yes. It adds a bit of sexiness to the dish. Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite.
And i was not just half naked. The only thing i was wearing was the apron. I have photos where i drop the apron but obviously i can't post that here lol.
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RE: Member Photos
June 15, 2017 at 3:19 am
(June 15, 2017 at 1:18 am)energizer bunny Wrote: (June 14, 2017 at 9:13 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Um, does cooking half-naked make the cuisine taste better?
-Teresa
Yes. It adds a bit of sexiness to the dish. Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite.
And i was not just half naked. The only thing i was wearing was the apron. I have photos where i drop the apron but obviously i can't post that here lol.
If the taste of an orgasm in your mouth is your idea of a fine cuisine, you either have a very unique palate or a very interesting partner.
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RE: Member Photos
June 15, 2017 at 4:09 am
(June 15, 2017 at 3:19 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: (June 15, 2017 at 1:18 am)energizer bunny Wrote: Yes. It adds a bit of sexiness to the dish. Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite.
And i was not just half naked. The only thing i was wearing was the apron. I have photos where i drop the apron but obviously i can't post that here lol.
If the taste of an orgasm in your mouth is your idea of a fine cuisine, you either have a very unique palate or a very interesting partner.
"Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite," isn't the same as "the taste of an orgasm in my mouth is my idea of a fine cuisine."
You are taking my words too literally.
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June 15, 2017 at 4:16 am
(June 15, 2017 at 4:09 am)energizer bunny Wrote: (June 15, 2017 at 3:19 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: If the taste of an orgasm in your mouth is your idea of a fine cuisine, you either have a very unique palate or a very interesting partner.
"Like an orgasm in your mouth with every bite," isn't the same as "the taste of an orgasm in my mouth is my idea of a fine cuisine."
You are taking my words too literally.
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June 15, 2017 at 4:20 am
Ah, i see. Over my head. 
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