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[Violet]

@sae, only if your body is build for catching.. my pooper only reads output

Do you have a mouth? If so: you should be a fine 'catcher'...

If not: you probably have some very serious problems and require extensive medial attention.

So far as the anus goes, it can 'catch and hold' for a short while... but inevitably the ball must move from shortstop

[Zen Badger]

@sae, only if your body is build for catching.. my pooper only reads output

Do you have a mouth? If so: you should be a fine 'catcher'...

If not: you probably have some very serious problems and require extensive medial attention.

So far as the anus goes, it can 'catch and hold' for a short while... but inevitably the ball must move from shortstop

I seriously doubt that I'll ever be able to see a game of baseball again without developing

serious psychological problems.............


Or a hard-on.

[Violet]

I seriously doubt that I'll ever be able to see a game of baseball again without developing

serious psychological problems.............


Or a hard-on.

Baseball is such a boring game... if you can sit through it you already have a serious, if temporary, psychological problem: Boredomitus... a terribly contagious apathy that spreads through people like electricity through water, and especially quickly in places where there is little movement or swift/understandable/unpredictable activity (classrooms, baseball stadiums, desk jobs, places without killer robots and invincible soldiers crashing through walls, etc). The best known cure for Boredomitus is an active imagination... capable of turning the most boring of situations into temporary personal entertainment centers.

As having a 'hard-on' increases the amount of 'sexual' chemicals in the brain... it should not be so difficult from there to imagine sexually oriented entertainment. Hardly a bad thing, especially when the alternative is watching a game of baseball...

[Zen Badger]

I seriously doubt that I'll ever be able to see a game of baseball again without developing

serious psychological problems.............


Or a hard-on.

Baseball is such a boring game... if you can sit through it you already have a serious, if temporary, psychological problem: Boredomitus... a terribly contagious apathy that spreads through people like electricity through water, and especially quickly in places where there is little movement or swift/understandable/unpredictable activity (classrooms, baseball stadiums, desk jobs, places without killer robots and invincible soldiers crashing through walls, etc). The best known cure for Boredomitus is an active imagination... capable of turning the most boring of situations into temporary personal entertainment centers.

As having a 'hard-on' increases the amount of 'sexual' chemicals in the brain... it should not be so difficult from there to imagine sexually oriented entertainment. Hardly a bad thing, especially when the alternative is watching a game of baseball...

Have you ever witnessed a game of cricket?

It makes world series grass growing look exciting.

[Dotard]

No. Just no.

I would NOT rather play in the sewage system just because I have no other playground available to me.

Don't give a damn if I can splash and play in it for a little while, I see nothing I consider 'fun' in that. If the teacup ride is unavailable at the amusement park, I will not go play in the sewer system.

But to each their own. I just can't for the life of me see how having anything shoved up my arse be considered 'fun'. But that's just me.

[Autumnlicious]

No. Just no.

I would NOT rather play in the sewage system just because I have no other playground available to me.

Don't give a damn if I can splash and play in it for a little while, I see nothing I consider 'fun' in that. If the teacup ride is unavailable at the amusement park, I will not go play in the sewer system.

But to each their own. I just can't for the life of me see how having anything shoved up my arse be considered 'fun'. But that's just me.

According to a Gay studies major I know, the reason why gay men prefer to recieve it up the ass is that the colon is very near to the prostate, allowing the other to excite it.

I have not personally verified it, nor do I intend to do so anytime, as I have far more important things to do.

[Dotard]

I have not personally verified it, nor do I intend to do so anytime, as I have far more important things to do.

DAMNIT! You cut my opening there.

I was just thinking of asking you to verify that personally and let us know.

Prostate? Excite the prostate? Wha?? I'm of the age I get the annual (don't say it, i said annual) prostate check. I have never found it once to be 'excited'.

Or exciting. Or fun.

Do lonely gay men get prostate exams more often?

[Violet]

Speaking for myself only... I derive most of the pleasure psychologically.

[The_Flying_Skeptic]

Then don't be so offended when the fundies say repent or go to hell. Tell them I'm quite comfortable there, that'll shut them up.

Last time I did that, I was told I am Satan's bitch.

I took offence at that, as I am not a female. Unless when one goes to hell they switch genders or something, it simply does not make contextual sense.

you're a guy and you hav a pic of an anime chick as your profile picture. I think that you were on another forum or blog (the whole dialog did not occur person to person) as an anime chick, and the person that called you the devil's bitch incorrectly deduced, just as anyone else would, that you were a female. I mean, if this is not the case then why did you make the emphasis that you were offended that you were called a bitch since you are not female unless you are just that insecure about your sexuality in person. If this did happen on another forum or on your blog, you shouldn't be surprised or offended because you were asking for it.

[Autumnlicious]

No. It was in person. At a protest. And you don't have avatars in real life.

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In regards to my avatar, what of it? Can I not represent myself on the internet as I see fit? Had you been around for longer, you would've seen how many avatars I've been through. Not a single one of them were matching with most of my (IRL) characteristics.

Do you have a problem with how I function?