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My imaginary friend is GOD Offline
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#7791
RE: Member Photos
April 5, 2014 at 1:04 am
(April 4, 2014 at 6:05 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(April 4, 2014 at 9:19 am)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: I just found some really nice image editing webware that works offline through chrome... so I fixed up this picture of me winning a grappling tournament at 19, just for you guys. My hair was short so it wouldn't get in the way and shit...

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Hey Cutie Wink
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I actually kind of like being called cutie. Not a lot, though, all pet names must be used sparingly or I'll have to kill some bitches...
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#7792
RE: Member Photos
April 5, 2014 at 9:05 am
Word to that!
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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Phatt Matt s Offline
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#7793
RE: Member Photos
April 5, 2014 at 12:54 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 12:55 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
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I can fit my finger way behind my eyelids. I can also massage my eyeball. I had to learn this so that when my contact lenses can go up behind my eyelids cuz it happens especially when I used to get punched in the face. Some people have had to get them removed from the eyelids at the er but I can do it myself.

I had this native american kid in youth prison punching me in the face and I was bleeding heavily out my nose when the officers restrained him but worse than that, I had a scratch accross my pupil from his long and thick fingernails.

Every time I blinked my eyes watered and it felt like a shard of glass was in my eyelid. I had to go to the ER.
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#7794
RE: Member Photos
April 5, 2014 at 1:55 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 1:56 pm by Whateverist.)
I've had a satisfying few days in the garden after all the rain. I've been working on a couple of new areas. Here are a few photos in an older part of the garden which I call the back path.

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#7795
RE: Member Photos
April 5, 2014 at 2:08 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 2:09 pm by Marsellus Wallace.)
(April 5, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: [Image: IMG_20140405_104648_988_zps8c727a59.jpg]

WTFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#7796
RE: Member Photos
April 5, 2014 at 2:11 pm
(April 5, 2014 at 1:55 pm)whateverist Wrote: I've had a satisfying few days in the garden after all the rain. I've been working on a couple of new areas. Here are a few photos in an older part of the garden which I call the back path.

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These pictures are beautiful. It must feel like your very own sanctuary. You are a talented photographer, thanks for sharing!
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#7797
RE: Member Photos
April 5, 2014 at 7:18 pm
Not to mention an amazing gardener. I want you to come and sort out my catastrophe whateverist Smile
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#7798
RE: Member Photos
April 5, 2014 at 7:38 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 7:38 pm by Cinjin.)
(April 5, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: I can fit my finger way behind my eyelids. I can also massage my eyeball. I had to learn this so that when my contact lenses can go up behind my eyelids cuz it happens especially when I used to get punched in the face. Some people have had to get them removed from the eyelids at the er but I can do it myself.

I had this native american kid in youth prison punching me in the face and I was bleeding heavily out my nose when the officers restrained him but worse than that, I had a scratch accross my pupil from his long and thick fingernails.

Every time I blinked my eyes watered and it felt like a shard of glass was in my eyelid. I had to go to the ER.






I hate you right now for making me think about all those horrible eye stories. Jesustapdancingchristonapopciclestick Angry
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Phatt Matt s Offline
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#7799
RE: Member Photos
April 5, 2014 at 11:15 pm (This post was last modified: April 5, 2014 at 11:16 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Jesus tap dancing on a popcicle stick? Clap
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#7800
RE: Member Photos
April 6, 2014 at 1:00 pm
(March 26, 2014 at 9:06 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(March 26, 2014 at 9:01 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Did you see a closeup of any of my topless photos?
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OK, old pic..... But what I saw was:

Banshee: Attack x2: 1d6/1d6 slashing, save versus fear or be unable to act for 1 to 3 rounds
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