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Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
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Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
May 26, 2017 at 7:25 pm
http://www.apollopresby.org/

LOL, think about it ;

Apollo Presbyterian Church.




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RE: Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
May 26, 2017 at 7:26 pm
You're not doing it right !!!!
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RE: Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
May 26, 2017 at 7:32 pm
I wonder if they sacrifice goats to Apollo?
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RE: Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
May 26, 2017 at 7:33 pm
Well, they're Presbyterians.

I'm thinking maidrites and coleslaw . . .
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RE: Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
May 26, 2017 at 9:58 pm
(May 26, 2017 at 7:33 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Well, they're Presbyterians.

I'm thinking maidrites and coleslaw . . .

The pottless Presbyterians. That is by any standards a gorgeous building and must have cost load$. Sad fuckers.
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RE: Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
May 27, 2017 at 6:01 am
Maybe they meant a different Apollo.

[Image: 5035319-1883147756-apoll.jpg]

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RE: Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
June 25, 2017 at 1:46 am
Those women don't have their heads covered! The men should grab them and shave their heads.
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RE: Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
June 25, 2017 at 8:53 am
(June 25, 2017 at 1:46 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Those women don't have their heads covered!  The men should grab them and shave their heads.

I don't want to wade thru all 600+ of the Laws of Leviticus, but does anyone know if shaving a harlot's (or worse) head must be done when she is or isn't menstruating ??

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RE: Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
June 25, 2017 at 9:02 am
Apollo's is a well known gay bar in Phoenix. I would venture Apollo's is a common gay bar name elsewhere.
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RE: Apollo Presbyterian Church, Apollo Pennsylvania
June 25, 2017 at 4:48 pm
Shaving women's heads is a Christian thing if they go to church with their heads uncovered.

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