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Amusing. Jesus Was A Pussy.

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Amusing. Jesus Was A Pussy.
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May 29, 2017 at 3:56 pm
OR so the neo-nazis think.

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/05/white-su...rel-jesus/

Quote:White supremacists turn to Norse mythology because they’re too racist to follow teachings of ‘mongrel’ Jesus

The KKK didn't seem to have any trouble making jesusism work for them.

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RE: Amusing. Jesus Was A Pussy.
May 29, 2017 at 4:02 pm
They prefer the old testament, but they know that's the jewish holy text, so they have to find an old viking religion to follow. Kind of funny, except terrorism really isn't funny.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Amusing. Jesus Was A Pussy.
May 29, 2017 at 4:52 pm
No wonder Donald is feigning belief.
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May 29, 2017 at 7:54 pm
Jesus' pedigree is just too Jewish.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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May 29, 2017 at 8:12 pm
"Only on his mother's side!"

Archie Bunker c 1971
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