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RE: People you would fuck?
June 6, 2017 at 7:05 am
(June 6, 2017 at 6:49 am)Hammy Wrote: You already forgot what he looked like after he posted in Members Photos? 
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My memory works in weird ways.
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 6, 2017 at 7:22 am
Ivanka Trump. Just to make Jared cry and sell the video tape.
I suppose I could knock up Audrey Pence to see what Mike would do when I abandoned her.
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 6, 2017 at 8:16 am
(June 6, 2017 at 6:45 am)paulpablo Wrote: (June 6, 2017 at 5:18 am)Regina Wrote: Maluma (my avatar), who is my future husband in another life that will never happen
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I thought that picture was you. Nooo, but thank you haha
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 6, 2017 at 12:58 pm
Maybe Catherine the Great but only for bragging rights. I don't think I could compete with a horse.
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 6, 2017 at 1:07 pm
(June 6, 2017 at 12:58 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Maybe Catherine the Great but only for bragging rights. I don't think I could compete with a horse.
Show that you are the dominant more superior male!!! LOL
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June 6, 2017 at 1:08 pm
Got another one, Lorena Bobbit, but only with a strap on.
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June 6, 2017 at 1:09 pm
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(June 6, 2017 at 7:22 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Ivanka Trump. Just to make Jared cry and sell the video tape.
I suppose I could knock up Audrey Pence to see what Mike would do when I abandoned her.
I bet that Ivanka is a cum dumpster for a local gentlemen's club
(June 6, 2017 at 1:08 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Got another one, Lorena Bobbit, but only with a strap on.
I find Moinica Lewinsky quite attractive. While I do not condone it, I really don't blame Bill for seeking that nice piece of ass. Hillary is a crusty old woman. Yes, I understand she was about 20 years younger, but still.
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 6, 2017 at 1:30 pm
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What is this Slack?
1. Alexandra Daddario
2. Monica Bellucci
3. Adéle Exarchopoulos
4. This game is silly. As if I wouldnt bang most of hollywood.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
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For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 6, 2017 at 3:24 pm
If I were single, and in some cases thinking of the guys as the men the portray rather than the men they are:
1. Brad Pitt in A River Runs Through It
2. Harrison Ford.
3. Either Redford or Newman in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid or The Sting
4. Daniel Craig
5. Jonathon Coulton (mind over matter in this case)
6.Clint Eastwood (even as old as he is)
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RE: People you would fuck?
June 6, 2017 at 3:44 pm
I swear I read your number one as "Brad Pitt until A River Runs Through It".
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