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RE: Transplant
June 8, 2017 at 10:54 pm
(June 8, 2017 at 8:33 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: WHOLLY SHIT!
Congrats Aegon! Best wishes on the procedure.
We'll expect many Vicoden posts during recovery!
When I had surgery last week, I specifically said that I do not want Vicodin. Too many IQ points shaved off, plus constipation. Fortunately for me, I only needed a couple Tylenol (though the 1st one was a #3 left over from a bad back issue from 4 years ago). I have an HMO, and they don't even prescribe Vicodin, anymore! Not complaining. I don't know what I got during surgery, but I was toast for a whole day.
Again, I hope it goes really well for you, Aegon.
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RE: Transplant
June 9, 2017 at 12:27 am
Best of Luck Aegon
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RE: Transplant
June 9, 2017 at 12:47 am
That is great news! Best wishes and many ehugs! Keep us posted after the surgery, after your brain unfogs and you feel up to it of course.
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RE: Transplant
June 9, 2017 at 6:46 am
I want sponge bath and catheter change stories. And pooping on/in a bed pan, I've never had the pleasure. Plus CL might like it.
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RE: Transplant
June 9, 2017 at 7:41 am
(June 9, 2017 at 6:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: I want sponge bath and catheter change stories. And pooping on/in a bed pan, I've never had the pleasure. Plus CL might like it.
Mate I'm actually terrified of those last two. Ehhhhhwwww
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RE: Transplant
June 9, 2017 at 7:45 am
(June 9, 2017 at 7:41 am)Aegon Wrote: (June 9, 2017 at 6:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: I want sponge bath and catheter change stories. And pooping on/in a bed pan, I've never had the pleasure. Plus CL might like it.
Mate I'm actually terrified of those last two. Ehhhhhwwww
Take a sharpie and draw a smiley face on then end of your penis. They may have more compassion.
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RE: Transplant
June 9, 2017 at 7:48 am
GL
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RE: Transplant
June 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm
(June 9, 2017 at 7:41 am)Aegon Wrote: (June 9, 2017 at 6:46 am)mh.brewer Wrote: I want sponge bath and catheter change stories. And pooping on/in a bed pan, I've never had the pleasure. Plus CL might like it.
Mate I'm actually terrified of those last two. Ehhhhhwwww
Pro-tip: When the nurse says pulling the catheter won't hurt, they're lying.
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RE: Transplant
June 9, 2017 at 12:46 pm
(June 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (June 9, 2017 at 7:41 am)Aegon Wrote: Mate I'm actually terrified of those last two. Ehhhhhwwww
Pro-tip: When the nurse says pulling the catheter won't hurt, they're lying.
Did they give you a choice of slow or fast?
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RE: Transplant
June 9, 2017 at 1:32 pm
(June 9, 2017 at 12:46 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (June 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Pro-tip: When the nurse says pulling the catheter won't hurt, they're lying.
Did they give you a choice of slow or fast?
I couldn't say, I had just been awoken after nearly a week under. Fuckin' rude awakening that was. It beat being dead, though.
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