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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 11:07 am
Did you know, btw, that the 'rib woman' story is thought to explain the lack of a human baculum?

Oh, you did... never mind, don't read this.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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June 16, 2017 at 11:31 am (This post was last modified: June 16, 2017 at 11:31 am by Kitan Etos.)
Quote:World’s biggest penis drawing discovered on Devon beach

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http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2015/07/01/worl...von-beach/
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 11:54 am
I wanted to see penii, I am sorely disappoited

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 12:11 pm
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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June 16, 2017 at 12:13 pm (This post was last modified: June 16, 2017 at 12:14 pm by vorlon13.)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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June 16, 2017 at 12:37 pm (This post was last modified: June 16, 2017 at 12:38 pm by brewer.)
We affectionately refer to this as the penis on the prairie.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 1:12 pm
Is that your penis gourd or are you just happy to see me ?
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 1:49 pm
I have been told that mine is not scarely huge, but and I shall quote "sufficient".

I have also been told that in aroused it looks a little small but when aroused its "surprisingly large".
I'm unsure about how flattering that is.



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June 16, 2017 at 1:58 pm
(June 16, 2017 at 1:49 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I have been told that mine is not scarely huge, but and I shall quote "sufficient".

I have also been told that in aroused it looks a little small but when aroused its "surprisingly large".
I'm unsure about how flattering that is.

I fucked a Vulcan once and was informed I was 'adequate'.

High praise indeed.
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June 16, 2017 at 2:04 pm
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